HMI Bird

introduce yourself with five business establishments in radford, virginia that you have not yet the opportunity to visit 1. nobby's kitchen 2. la quinta inn by wyndham radford 3. sharkey's wing & rib joint 4. radford orthopedic center 5. elliott's military surplus and fishing tackle

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

*Snoop Dogg Voice* 187 undercover in a Claude

Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.

What do you mean “avatar is CGI”

GREAT NEWS! The doctor says my severe respiratory issues aren’t from COVID but because I've been filling my CPAP machine with Arizona Green Tea.

Date: How'd you lose your finger? (Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal) Me: I'm in the Yakuza.

This holiday weekend, please take a moment to remember those less fortunate, like the board gamers who thought Decrypto would be easy to teach their family since it’s “basically Codenames”...

Fresh Korean HMI alert

Rip Claude

Demonstrating how much I hate those Calvin Peeing stickers by getting a sticker of Calvin peeing on a smaller Calvin Peeing sticker.

If you’re into board games, I’m sorry

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

Today.

colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

There is a fake tweet circulating about me saying I will “netdeck Mono Blue decks” if my opponent wins. This is not true. If my opponent wins I will oppose the results due to rampant cheating (removal, boardwipes) while keeping my dignity in tact.

You know that one clock you keep forgetting to adjust so that weeks or even months after the time change it still shows the wrong hour? That's how I still have so many followers.

Potato gremlin

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

Lol my friggen dad. What a guy

I believe in energy, electricity, magnetism

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

We're going back to the plane of New York City.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

Dudes rock

The Bee Gee’s patent on the beat necessary to resuscitate a human being has likely caused an excess of 200,000 deaths since their hit single first established the pace for CPR in 1977

most ethical Pyg item

okay wow unfollowing now, I liked their posts about desert living and I love how they block my opponents’ production, but I had no idea about their whole “taking half your resource cards if you have more than seven” thing, that’s a big yikes

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