Hoppo

Hoppo

@hoppo1982.bsky.social

If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will have less laughter but the same amount of farts.

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My zionism is different to other zionism so stop telling me it's wrong. Fuck off

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⚫ DMs' divergent roles ⬅️↔️ ⚪ Botman's goal-kicks 🤔 ⚫ Narrow wingers & full-back width 🔍 ⚪ From peak to part-time crossers 👀 ⚫ Strikers NOT principal scorers ⚽ 👀 Identifying the key early tactical changes for #NUFC this season - & what it says about 'Jaissle-ball':

nytimes.comFive observations about Matthias Jaissle’s football from his first five Newcastle matches (Gift Article)The data might still be too small to draw definitive conclusions, but there are clear indications as to how Newcastle will look to play

This fucking club #nufc 🤦

Chris Waugh@chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social

#NUFC 2-2 #WBA Price scores his second of the night to equalise from the spot. #NUFC had seemed in total control. #NEWWBA #CarabaoCup

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On Sunday, we come together with Liverpool to honour the legendary Kevin Keegan. We are asking supporters to arrive early at St. James' Park to be part of the tributes, which include a minute's applause, a display from Wor Flags, a video tribute and much more. King Kev. 🖤🤍

newcastleunited.comKevin Keegan tributes to take place this weekend | NUFCOn Sunday, we will be paying tribute to Kevin Keegan as we host Liverpool in the first match of the 2026/27 Premier League season.

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Ain’t been on here much and I don’t follow many people yet but please tell me this isn’t as bad as Twitter for heads falling off and bet wetting 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s getting so bad on there now 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

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Yall should really follow this account. Does the lords work bringing some of the output from the local journo’s that don’t always post on bluesky to the #nufc community here.

NUFC Twitter Bot@nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social

Joel Bland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@JoelBlandSport) RT @CraigHope_DM: 🚨 NEW: Newcastle identify Joao Palhinha as option in search for experienced midfielder 🔍 Talks continue over move for Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, but Bayern's Palhinha is now an alternative ⬇️ Full story inc. updates on Miley/Livramento (1/2)

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Like a few others on here, #nufc fan beyond bored with Twitter/X nonsense. 58 yr old exiled North Tynesider residing in rural Derbyshire. Get to matches when I can with my 2 lads. Decent music and guitars also of interest… Thought I’d say hello and hopefully ‘contribute’ at some point.

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Published this late last night, hope y'all find it interesting #NUFC

Kev Lawson@editkev.football

It's been a busy day Bluesky, you have my sincere apologies for how long you've been waiting for some stats about #NUFC 's newest summer signing. Aladji Bamba is a 20-year-old French defensive midfielder who is right-footed & who is 194cm (though some places have him listed at 181cm) 1/ 🧵

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Replying to @editkev.football

Little video of him in action here. I say again, it's just over 10 games, this is a bet #NUFC are hoping pays off & generally, I can see all the potential here. We've paid to jump the queue here & we're gonna need a bit of patience with Bamba (& everyone we've signed so far this summer). ENDS.

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Norway's women won the World Cup in 1995. 👍

The Athletic@theathletic.com

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England has not lifted the World Cup trophy since 1966. 🇳🇴 Norway has never won it. Who will punch a ticket to the semifinal? Predictions, players to watch and much more in our mega-preview:

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Calling all #NUFC supporters on here. I've had to open a new account on here as couldn't access my old one. Follow me and I'll follow you back l. Thank you #HWTL🖤🤍

Niamh should try having some patience

Dublin Inquirer@dublininquirer.com

Frustrated by longer waits for the green man at the Blackhorse junction, people are dashing across in front of moving cars. “I know the cycle of the lights and I’m like, ‘I should have gone already,’” said Niamh Stephens on Tuesday.

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Two days of hot weather and Kildare residents are already being put on notice to use less water. And yet, Kildare CoCo has approved a €3 billion data centre for Naas, which at full build out will use between 4-9 million litres of water a day. www.kfmradio.com/news/localne...

kfmradio.comKildare Residents Asked To Be Mindful Of Their Water Usage, Following Increase In Water DemandThe advice comes as multiple water outages and supply disruptions have occurred in the county in recent weeks