🎃 Spooky Hose Full Moon 🎃

traffic lights, signals, etc were not ordained by god and therefore should be ignored 👼

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Greetings from 🗽 on Tuesday, October 27, 2026 at 09:08. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌞 Fair/clear Temperature: 11.7° Relative Humidity: 58.79%

some #OTGW drawings from a year or so ago, as well as some doodles that didn't make the cut! #artpost

And yet another fling-car classic. Built to be cheap and reliable, it is indeed cheap, and even reliable, as long as you don't take it into the air.

my husband is reading me wikipedia and im adding useful commentary like "gamma rays are barely radiation. chill out"

dammit, I lost the Penitent’s Thumb. left it lying around here somewhere but it must have crawled off. I tried luring it back the usual way by playing Ave Maria backwards but it must be trapped under the laundry or something. maybe gumming up the roomba

men should not be allowed to look at the moon

You expect aroaces to care about canine social anxiety?

I’d like to be brought to justice.

Not all that jazzies is Jeff

I’m sorry everyone I’m doing my best I didn’t mean for a panic attack to lead me into the ER after passing out from not breathing and landing on my chin I didn’t mean for companies to all collectively not hire me from when I transitioned in 2021 to today I didn’t mean for my life to be hard

CBN Family Channel commercials, Christmas Eve 1988 : 558s

Sculpture by John Morris.

Ghost Ant

Moist Claymore [STOLEN]

🫩 don’t make me tap the sign.

Human chewing noises: 😒😫🤢 Animal chewing noises: 🥰😍🥹

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

“on behalf of all men, i’m sorry f—“ ✋ i don’t accept

Threads check

ESPN goes to break with Pat McAfee choking on a potato

please touch the phone to the nape of your neck and wait for the hot breath

kinda shit in my storyboard margins

when burger king gets the new soil burger

a "divorcee"? oh you mean a rōnin husband

the kind of pictures they got outside the dentist office