Jay

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Shrinkflation has gotten so bad. “Thick cut” bacon is now the thickness of regular bacon and regular bacon is as thin as prosciutto.

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Here’s Trump bragging about making the U.S. a country that no one wants to come to and many want to leave.

Lin-Manuel Miranda unveils the cast for his film adaptation of ‘Octet’: Amanda Seyfried as Jessica. Rachel Zegler as Velma. Sheryl Lee Ralph as Paula. Phillipa Soo as Karly. Gaten Matarazzo as Toby. Jonathan Groff as Henry. Tramell Tillman as Marvin. Paul-Jordan Jansen as Ed.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

PSA: the proshot of Merrily is on Netflix starting today.

On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many.

What radicalized me? The Sunday lunch crowd among other things.

I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday or why I enter a room 80% of the time. But put on Lincoln by They Might Be Giants and I can sing along with the entire album. I’m not sure I have listened to it in the last 30 years.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

TEN MONTHS IN: The national debt is higher. The trade deficit is wider. The inflation rate has worsened. The unemployment rate is up.

Tennessee’s busted up dirt football field is what happens when you don’t invest in infrastructure.

Fenway park is an amazing experience.

Good food was acquired.

Pretending to care about free speech until someone’s opinion upsets you to the point you want them fired and/or personally targeted for their views is actually the most fitting homage to Charlie Kirk.

Ryan Day’s beard dye is gender affirming care.

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

It must be nice 🎶 It must be ni-ice 🎶 To have justices take your bribes

If you were cool with this, you can shove your "Happy 4th of July" up your ass.

The Leeroy Jenkins Administration

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Whataburger? More like Whatabun. #WheresTheBeef

I made Carbonara last night.

“Can’t 86 him? 25th him.” — Founding Fathers, probably.

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It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

congress should consider stopping the stupidest person who has ever lived from destroying the economy

20+ years of rocking with Patterson Hood

Their commitment to doing away with waste seems so genuine!

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Hard to conceive a more disturbing headline. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/w...

Tonight’s bill

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

The comments blaming everyone here for voting for him is just disheartening. It’s no different than if someone blamed everyone in the US for the same.

Glenn Danzig at the start of the misfits coachella set - "Are you ready for some loud, obnoxious, un-PC, unwoke motherfuckin punk music?" You sing about frankensteins my guy, relax

Katy Perry went to space for 11 minutes? Well I saw Phish play a mind melting 20+ minute version of 2001 once. INSIDE A PYRAMID. talk about interstellar travel…

Look, I may not always turn my work in on time, or do it the way you think it should be done, or remember every single important detail, or follow all of the directions, or remember where I was going with this…

The people that promote “alternative facts” are now saying that math is “woke” Math is math Math is not “woke” Math doesn’t have illogical values They are numerical values

WATCH: “Billionaires now pay a lower effective tax rate than working Americans. One reason why? Trump’s tax cuts.” #WealthTaxNow

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE DOW JONES FELL??