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Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest

Renee Good deserved better. Her family deserved better. Her state deserved better. And our democracy deserves better than a government that treats truth as an inconvenience and accountability as optional.

Favorite random reddit comment of the day: "Truly wild how Covid broke so many rich people's brains, while we were all like, 'Well, guess I'll get into puzzles.'"

Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

The choices were "bad" or "more bad." That's the way it's going to be, since my fellow white people decided we should elect this absolute Nazi twatwaffle. There aren't going to be good options for a long while. Maybe not again in my lifetime. Start thinking collectively, fellow clears.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist

In high school, Graham Platner was voted Most Likely to Fetterman, which was odd because no one knew what that meant at the time

"Gentry failson joins the military, fights an imperial war, fucks around for a while before going to university, then picks up hobby farming" is the sort of life path I thought died with the Edwardian age

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

My most Gen X complaint is that this question ignores our existence.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

GOP’s idea of free speech is that you must praise Charlie Kirk or they will destroy your life

Trump orders flags to half mast for Charlie Kirk but wouldn't even call the Gov of Minnesota after Democratic elected officials were killed in Minnesota by a Trump supporter. Democratic lives do not matter to Trump

The only thing I can say about this paragraph is read it. Sit with it. Read it again. @michaelharriot.bsky.social

Kim: I'm very concerned that if a hurricane hits, are we going to have to be begging Kristi Noem to be able to get off Instagram, to be able to actually go and do her job

If you’re not white, or you have friends or loved ones who aren’t white, or you’re not a total sociopath and therefore care about fellow humans who aren’t white, you need to understand this regime thinks not being white is inherently suspect, and lots of your fellow Americans are fine with that.

Alligator prison is a concentration camp, and this family taking photos are reminiscent of white families taking lynching photos.. There always an American precedent for current atrocities- this is reminiscent of white white people having lynching picnics and taking body parts for souvenirs

When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.

Anyway, something like 83 percent of Americans live in urban areas, if you’re curious

A friendly reminder that you can strongly disagree with Israel’s military action in Iranian territory, strongly disagree with Trump, and still not praise or elevate a murderous, destructive, theocratic authoritarian regime: the Islamic Republic of Iran!

“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.” --Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

CNN: Trump v Musk MSNBC: Trump v Musk Local News: Trump v Musk Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk Fox: is a zebra a horse?

America should have voted for Hillary and Kamala.

Scent of the day: Un Lys by Serge Lutens. Radiant, sun-warmed lily. Simple but gorgeous. #sotd, #perfumesky, #fragrancesky

If the Supreme Court ultimately agrees with what the gov't is arguing today, that the President has broad Article II powers that would permit it to deport people & there can be no judicial review, then literally no one is safe.

#sotd- Bois Talisman from Dior. This hits my comfort craving so exactly that it’s hard to want to wear anything else. Wood and vanilla - not groundbreaking. But it’s the softest cedar and the most perfect vanilla for my skin. It feels made for me. #perfumesky #fragrancesky

#sotd Magnolia Romana by Eau d’Italie. Crisp, ozonic white floral. This smells like a freshly sanitized spa. That little bit of harshness under the soft florals makes me feel hyper competent. Like a starched white collar. Pretty? Not sure. Right? On certain days, yes #perfumesky #fragrance

you should be able to upload your dirty dishes to the cloud for a wash and a rinse

A friend of mine just called Musk "The Riddler with Tony Stark's money"

If every single democratic senator doesn't vote against RFK Jr., I don't know what. VOTE NO. ALL OF YOU.

Senator, i was not addicted to heroin, the worm in my brain was and it has not been nominated for a government position so i don’t see the problem

Who would know what a Hitler salute looks like? Maybe Germans? I bet Germans would know.

I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake

#SOTD Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle. Yeah, I MEANT to smell like a cinnamon roll eating forest creature in heat, what’s it to ya? I find this difficult and mesmerizing and it makes me happy. My skin ramps up the musk like crazy. Animalic, powdery, sweet, kinda dangerous. #perfumesky #fragrancesky