Ian Ó Domhnaill.

@heathrow.com nice easy transition through terminal 3 today. What a refreshing change to previous experiences.

Holy shit.

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

Stewart Lee in Hull tonight. Brilliant as ever.

"You are the problem" meme via Expose Racism

Come on Clacton! Bin him!

It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.

How effing stupid is Lee Anderson. ITV interview re Royal Navy in French waters.

Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.

We're just at the end of your last ten year plan. Not gonna lie, the results ain't that great.

#Delft #Delftholland

We're less than a decade away from turning into a third world country. The sort of country where corrupt politicians are bought for £5 million and have all their expenses paid by convicted criminals.

Half-time and more US World Cup bollxcks. Any self respecting footy fan will be queueing for a pie and a pint.

Tom Cruise now, what is this bullshxt.

USA world cup final introduction. All cash and no class.

Which 3 from this group of albums released in 1980 are you keeping?

"Check their voting record and you'll find they voted against workers' rights." We went to Clacton to speak to people about the upcoming by-election.

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social c'mon Simon the journalists at the these media scrums are entirely partial. Are The Mail, Express, Telegraph going to report what he said or twist the message as per the requirements of Beaverbrook, Murdoch et al.

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Are England fans booing the Argentina National Anthem?

BBC, it's just a game of football. It's not a cure for cancer.

Reform UK have tabled an amendment to the UK Government’s elections Bill which would mean candidates using any language except English or Welsh would face up to six months in prison. This is outright discrimination, and we will stand firmly against such prejudice and ignorance.

Farage refused the taxpayer funded security in the past Why?? Because he didn’t want security to know where he was or who he visited!! Will he accept it now….?

Today's Wordle is beyond ridiculous.

Casual ignorance of the Good Friday Agreement is on brand for these English nationalists

The thing about Kemi Badenoch's purge of any Conservative member to the left of Enoch Powell is that she's so close to a Tory revival if she only realised it. All she needs to do is to lead a party that is not obviously mad and wait for Reform to crumble, but she can't even manage that

All these Anti-Establishment Reformers banging on about Elites. Funny how they're not anti-monarchy, surely the greatest symbol of the UK Establishment.

Telling your followers to burn down hotels with asylum seekers in them is "hurty words". But Dan Hodges doing a few tweets is grounds to call the police.

One of the things I like least about shopping in Ikea is the lack of natural light. By the end of the route round it feels oppresive.

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Time Henman is pushing a narrative that isn't true. Last two Zverev serves game to 30 and game to 15. Yet Henman banging on about how much pressure Zverev is under.

Any chance a Democrat would replace Graham? Is that even a possibility?

Not sure why the FBI would be involved with a heart attack.

Oh Count Brexitface... please show the rest of us how to make our politics more serious....

The memes surrounding Binface V Farage are brilliant, share your favourites below, preferably with links to original creators, and if we get enough, we will collate and publish..... Via Penny Nite on Facebook.

Just finished the third season of Shrinking and feeling bereft: such wonderful characters and brilliant jokes all wrapped up in a profound and poignant story of loss and love. Also so proud of Brett Goldstein - an old friend from the comedy circuit who is now absolutely flying.

Claire Fox, definitely “sneering” here, is a lanyard wearing unelected bureaucrat in the very “establishment” snooty House of Lords! What a self own.

Also, I came across this video of Count Binface debating at the Oxford Union, which is well worth your time youtu.be/0Vlew9R2s2A?...

Microsoft: $101 BILLION in profits. $12.5 BILLION in tax breaks. $176 BILLION in stock buybacks. 4,800 workers fired this week. 9,000 workers fired last year. Please don't tell me trickle-down economics works. It never did. Nothing trickles down.

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

In politics, we’re torn between ideals and practicalities, aspirations and realities, the world as we want it, and as we find it But one day a manifesto comes along that reconciles both in every pledge. A rare moment of clarity and hope

Chris Mason at the BBC is wrong. A new Primeminister settling in to his role and setting the national agenda is not the equivalent of some bloke's (with unexplained financing) performative whining. Let's focus on Burnham and not the other bloke.

Why is it Americans need a very precise description for a sport/leisure activity e.g. Horseback riding, yet they call Handball Wrestling football and proper football something beginning with S.