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691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

Imagine the outrage if he said El-Sayed loved The Cheesecake Factory

Trump just sided with Amy Acton’s mother. The resemblance is uncanny.

I should have read it long ago, but I just finally read "The Grapes of Wrath." It's frightening how current it seems to be. It should be required reading.

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How to Murder Your Wife for Tax Purposes.

Leaked audio of Ken Paxton revealing he wants to cut programs like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid: “Making some reasonable cuts to mandatory spending… Suck it up.”

Yes, the president leaked Tom Cotton's cell phone number, but you should not sign Tom Cotton up for Act Blue donation requests or testosterone pill scams or other things like that, because that would be very funny.

In case you're still don't get why women have had enough of it, look at this. "What HE’S gone through." Holy crap.

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I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.

Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!

I am not going to take any of this New York Times listicle bait now or ever this is a New York Times listicle-free account

The foundation of an anti-vax hypothesis is “Eureka! I can make money off this bullshit!” That’s it, that’s the science, nothing else, the realization that the world is full of rubes and you can cash in by killing them. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...

This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

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Peter Max died, and I suddenly feel very old. Rest in Peace. #art #petermax #hippies #counterculture

Corporations are not people. Their money is not speech. They should not be able to buy politicians. End Citizens United.

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Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet Week! 🐱💙 Seniors, black cats, those with medical needs, and bonded pairs are often overlooked. They deserve love too. Adopt, share, or support your local shelter today! #AdoptALessAdoptablePetWeek

I’m sure this Russian oligarch bankrolled Jr.’s wedding out of the kindness of his heart. Is it any surprise they want Zelenskyy to capitulate? 😡

Name a Non- LOTR character who could resist the one ring.

Post something Random, or you'll have an awful September.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Rolling Stones Bob Dylan Springsteen Al Green Jefferson Starship Neil Young Simon and Garfunkel Levin Helm Band Arlo Guthrie Captain and Tennille

Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”

Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping.

Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate

We are all Canadians now

And it's not possible to grow *anything* for most of the year where I live. Are we supposed to only eat what's grown in our area? And is that really going to be enough for a family of 5 to survive the winter (canned, frozen, etc)? We need food safety regulations ffs!!!

At the shelter where I volunteer here in Vermont we are still looking for a special home for a complex bonded pair. This is Devon and he is a teddy bear who loves people and will climb right into your lap. He even gives hugs and snuggles right into your neck. (con't) www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Shocked to learn that the political party led by pedophiles and dedicated to protecting pedophiles has created a police force filled with pedophiles.

Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently protected, enjoying pampering and puppy time while America's service members are forced to drink diseased water, eat rotten meat, and huff air infested by mold. She does yoga while they choose drowning.

The alphabet was original in QWERTY order, but unfortunately the song was notoriously difficult to sing. Only a handful of countertenors have ever dared to try.

They could not look guiltier if they tried. If Mitch is dead/incapacitated, These people should be in prison for fraud/racketeering. They’re defrauding the people of Kentucky for their salaries at the VERY least. @govandybeshear.bsky.social #MissingMitchMcconnell

France calls out the U.S. at a UN meeting: “The US used to be a beacon of human rights. Not anymore. Today, it stands alongside North Korea, Nicaragua, Mali and Russia. Isolated. And the world no longer listens to it.” U.S. representatives stormed out of the meeting. Well said France! 👏🏼🇫🇷👏🏼

I take hydroxychloroquine for autoimmune illness I have to have an eye exam every six months and liver enzyme testing every three months, because that shit is nothing to fuck around with casually

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!

Enjoy this article from a Minnesota newspaper in 1882 noting that Scandinavians love their home countries so much that it will take them generations to assimilate into America. www.loc.gov/resource/sn8...

For anyone who needs encouragement this is precisely how to fight fascism! #SheShed #ImpeachIndictRemove

I was accused of neglecting to refrigerate an opened jar of mayonnaise. I blame the previous administration.

You know what’s sad? Americans deserve the truth about an elected official and not one republican will step out of line to tell the truth about Mitch McConnell. And it’s even sadder that there’s a damn line at all. I’m so tired of this god forsaken era we’re all being forced to live through.

In 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.