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Let's do it. Legislators need to hear from you if you support this!

I think one of the more important skills you can have in 2026 is knowing when someone is performatively using progressive coded language to argue for something that is fundementally not progressive because they can claim a perceived moral high ground.

Scientific American is UNIONIZED! 🧵⬇️

I don't have sympathy for anyone who puts an R next to their name, but this is nothing. Just an inebriated kid talking shit.

FORSTAG: The amount of money in our politics is a poison that is infecting every other piece of our government.

Charles Barkley is the greatest entertainer in the history of the United States.

Can pretty much guarantee that Bacchus consented to this interaction

From 1982-2018 the RNC that Rodgers invokes was under a federal consent decree that restricted its ability to engage in "ballot security measures" to intimidate voters. This is why. There is a reason Rodgers talks about Detroit and no other part of the state. Same reason as always.

Well my son is six now, so it's nice to know he's past the point of being the youngest school shooting victim the country has ever seen. Wait nice isn't the word... Infuriating. It's infuriating. Anyone who stands in the way of gun reform doesn't deserve to breathe.

"Gotta be big time stupid for that to happen" is definitely a new staple of my vocabulary.

Radical solidarity

That poor man. Thank God he won't remember any of this.

Classy unbiased advertising popping up all over the Willamette weeks city council endorsement article. Hard to guess which of these candidates are funded by the chamber of commerce.

Social security going up to combat inflation is a good thing. This isn't a zero sum game, and acting like that is how we got in this mess.

when something scary happens to ilhan i think about this photo. you’d never know from how brave she is that she isn’t seven feet tall. we’ve all got to have her back, because she isn’t just some character on capitol hill, she’s a real human, with real children, who deserves to be safe in her home.

Even if they're just being cautious, keeping Lamar and Hendrickson out is the right call. No sense jeopardizing your season for and out of conference game in week 5.

At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.

We need some kind of stat so that interceptions like this don't show up on a quarterback's game log.

Sometimes I see headlines like this and I think, " mayor Wilson did something good?" It always turns out to be Seattle's mayor and not Portland's.

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

everyone was 14 at one time, but when you turn 20, delete your account and start the fuck over.

Kennedy above FDR? Kennedy?!? The American people do not know ball.

I'm framed as "skeptical" about the mayor logic. I'm pretty sure, on record, I said something like, "Great, more of this f'ing sh*t." I suppose we can debate the meaning and intensity of skepticism, but it's worth being clear: I'm not skeptical. I know it's crap. www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...

Let's fucking go!!!!

I guess what I’m saying is I hope trucker man repents, becomes a force for good, and ultimately finds peace. But I also think the dead Haitian has the right to be the main character of his own death.

Has anyone proposed banning frats? I know that's not going to solve rape, but it does seem like it would eliminate a weirdly large amount of it. And it's not like something of huge value would be lost.

Vile.

We live in hard times where a better tomorrow is far from guaranteed. There is one thing in this fallen world that I am very thankful for. Our enemies are incredibly stupid.

Excellent food, booze, and times can be had all over the wonderful city of Portland. You never have to patron these people.

For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing.

The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.

I'm old enough to remember when Ohio was the least deeply fucked of these states.

All politics aside, he doesn't care at all about or value anyone without the name Donald J. Trump. He'd even take a flamethrower to his kids and push one of his wives down the stairs if it benefited him, even for a second. What makes you think he has your best interests at heart? He's a slumlord.

Fucking champion. Only thing she did wrong was talk to the cops.

Outside contractor thinks public sector unions are bad. Shocking.

Calling my shot now, Kotek wins the governorship with at least a 5% margin of victory over Drazan. I wouldn't save Kotek if she were drowning, but you better believe I'll vote that fucker back in to office over any Republican. This is the normie Democrat opinion in Oregon.

Was just talking to my wife and here are your definitive Portland City council Rankings. Fasc Facilitators 12. Ryan 11. Smith 10. Zimmerman Shit Libs 9. Clark 8. EPG 7. Novik Could Be Better 6. Dunphy 5. Avalos 4. Kanal DSA Ubermensch 3. Koyama-Lane 2. Green 1. Morillo Vote accordingly.

"A Staten Island judge" stop right there we shouldn't have those

To be fair, as a prosecutor from Missouri Schmitt never needed to present evidence in order to get any convictions.

Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents

Boycott Starbucks and vote for people who are boycotting Starbucks!

and then what happened bluesky algo, AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

Derrick Henry is a great RB. Derrick Henry is bad in 3/4th and short. Both things can be true. Baltimore needs to accept this and grow.

Derrick Henry is actually bad at short yardage running plays and I'm tired of pretending he's not

Lamar Jackson is the greatest Quarterback in NFL history. Fact check that. It's true!