Jack Scheer

This is neat. Find everything that has a Wikipedia entry within a 30-minute walk of any location. www.neil-scott.com/localwiki/ Looks like I’m right where I need to be:

okay senator lets just help you into the hotdog costume

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

Per stats agency i just made up that was the closest two brothers have come to turning the ball over within 3 plays of eachother while facing off since 1726

Opposed to the death penalty, me. But if I did see capital punishment as appropriate for the worst crimes -- Eichmann in Jerusalem, or Timothy McVeigh or Dylann Roof -- the profundity of the state taking life in reply demands sobriety and a basic distaste for the undertaking. Not a public carnival.

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

Found a sticker. toadily-handmade-2663.myshopify.com/products/cas...

Jason Sudeikis is already booked on a flight to New York.

@timbriody.bsky.social Hey Tim, I had to boot an absentee manager from my fantasy league and I need somebody to take over the team. They’re in first at 3-1. We’d just need you for this season (though if you wanted to stick around I’d be thrilled). Would you be interested?

Folks, I think Daniel Jones might suck. #NFL #Colts #Commanders

I keep using the first person plural for this show like I'm a group of people or Queen Elizabeth. I'm neither. Yet. But if you are/were/may yet be a listener of this show, I HAVE ACQUIRED IT, I have AWOKEN IT FROM ITS TOMB, and I AM HATCHING PLANS. Would love your input. Two minutes. Thanks.

::chef’s kiss::

My editor is clearly expecting words in the manuscript this morning. I must oblige her.

I’m in New Jersey, hoping the just-off-95 hotel I’m in will be quiet for the evening.

My feed did a thing @patrickclaybon.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social

Someday I’m going to figure out where Shankar Vedantam hid that brain.

Vicious personal attack and I haven't even had my coffee yet Zod damn it

I'm not the sportiest person either but that's a bit harsh

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party

Glad I lived long enough to hear Laura Linney say “Sinestro” on TV

"Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions. Don't do it!"

Literal quotes... "Everything sounds good when you're hungry." "Yeah, I used to work at that McDonald's." "She just needs to play more video games."

On the Southwest Chief headed to Chicago, sitting in the observation car. There’s a guy on the phone in here who sounds exactly like Randy Snutz. Have confirmed it’s not actually @timbaltz.bsky.social. @cbbworld.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social

For the love of Zod can we please retire the phrase “blood and treasure?”

Fuck it, I’m going full tourist for a couple days.

September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

To folks who think caving on things like “Lake America” doesn’t matter in the long run… It does. It invites more such ego-serving It suggests that there’s no push back. It teaches people to expect more of the same. It matters.

A lot of very specific nerds are going to have to change their passwords after tonight. #GreenLantern #MogoDoesntSocialize

Your bad art is better than AI slop.

Helpful rule of thumb: Good criticism is about how well you did what you were trying to do. Bad criticism is about whether you should be doing what you were trying to do.

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Rubber bands.

John Scalzi's thoughts on creativity and generative AI dovetail rather neatly with my own. whatever.scalzi.com/2026/08/06/g...

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Ditto

Even After Decent Into Cannibalism, Youngsters Described In Glowing Terms #BandNamesAsNYTHeadlines

I believe this.

Cats covering their eyes with their paws rt if you agree

This man gets it.

All dogs aren’t boys and all cats aren’t girls, but all dogs are solids and all cats are liquids.

Narrator voice: They did not rethink the dinner.

A word from the "Tonight he became President" guy.

Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian

The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped.