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“As I write this, the Washington Post has published at least 4 articles about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line, and 0 articles about a new allegation of rape against Donald Trump, who has already been found liable for sexual assault.” — @jamisonfoser.bsky.social www.findinggravity.net/more-women-h...

when someone's linkedin bio says they're a "Founder" it's the quickest way to identify them as a cold blooded sociopath who would slit your throat for your pocket change

Did he think this was a private message or something?

THAT’S the wand people have been using???

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

Does...does Larry David earnestly think this is funny? Is this guy alright?

same old story, pardner

Colorized.

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

lol get his ass

75 middle managers and 1000+ contractors

this is easy: flying cars have never been cool and a fixation on them is an indication of being a mark akin to a Disney Adult but for science fiction horseshit

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

reminder

Remembering that time when some big name accounts were arguing that X is all good now and the algorithm has been de-Elon'd. Wait, that was yesterday. The same time this was happening.

ive been informed of the WOOKADA, made by woongle i love them they are so shape i want one i need one

This has the same energy as straight guys going to gay bars to pick up women.

look I don't always agree with the shadow on the cave wall but some of you are being really unreasonable in the meta discourse about last night's shadow

a dual-tank semi truck holds about one ton of diesel and goes through that in 3-5 days. there are about 3 million semi trucks registered in the US

White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-hyena-biting-down-on-trumps-ass/

(wearing sweatpants on the couch watching old cartoons when i get the call that i've won a prestigious literary award) ahh, yes, I am... in Chile right now... interrogating the... mellifluous nature of... the growing huitlacoche fungus

I think this is the best shirt design I've done all year roryblank.bigcartel.com (I am reposting this because the previous version included a typo, but I am also not deleting that post lol)

Going thru old clothing from storage. The only big furry con I attended

Past Midnight, 7Eleven 8”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel

small moment of joy

Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.

the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it