Joe Fruscione

Far be it from me to celebrate Christmas early but I’ll make an exception here. (Nicked from Instagram)

The MCU Will Never Let Spider-Man Shine on His Own

Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude

The Cure: Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me Disintegration Wish

Personally, I am happy sacrificing a few millimeters of luggage space to avoid being totally grody.

Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket.

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

My dog has a complicated relationship with À la recherche du temps perdu

The Depeche Mode prophecy has been fulfilled.

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

Be hella funny, though, if its first and only prisoner was Donald J. Trump, and it was just as brutal as he remembered it

Woke Act 2: back in the Habit

This is the first time in my life I TRULY FEEL like we live in a dystopian 80s satire. Like at any moment my wife will say "Did you hear about the horrible thing the President did today?" and I'll just respond. "Yeah. Man, I'm glad we don't live in Detroit. Too many Robocops."

MOST EARNED IT Minneapolis MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT Philly MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP New York FUNNIEST Miami

Can we move on from ‘hoping and praying’ to actually, I don’t know, doing something?

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

Dear Humans, If a Dem candidate for 2028 is not running first on EXACTING SWIFT AND WONDERFUL JUSTICE on the war criminals in this administration, then you must join with me in throwing that candidate into the lake of fire. Thanks, God

do I dare to skeet "impeach"?

Me, when I make a post with 3 likes

*movie trailer guy voice*

Every single person who allows this late-stage dementia-addled man to continue in office for a single additional minute belongs in The Hague.

Kein Scheiß, Sherlock

I don't want to hear any more "what will the dems do about this" media takes. I want to hear the "why won't any republicans stop this?" media takes, bc just a handful of them could literally do so at any time, if they chose to.

25th

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

plot twist: the Easter Bunny is Filipino and has been saving this up for a century and change

First new photo from da moon

Star Wars #HanShotFirst

Five books to get to know me by: 1. The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien 2. Babel by RF Kuang 3. The Fifth Season by NK Jemisin 4. Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice 5. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Five books to get to know me by: 1. 🧊 One Hundred Years of Solitude — Gabriel Garcia Marquez 2. ⚰️ As I Lay Dying — William Faulkner 3. 📚 The Library Book — Susan Orlean 4. 🎭 Benito Cereno — Herman Melville 5. 🌳 In the Woods — Tana French

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Killmonger wasn’t right but he wasn’t wrong. In a “the child rejected by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth” kinda way