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a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

"we cant do a good thing because it could open the door to a bad thing" is at a high level a concept that kills meetings, it kills projects, it kills designs, and it kills good governance

Jeff Kent officially being in the Hall of Fame without Barry Bonds is one of the most ludicrous injustices and further solidifies the joke the voters let the HOF become

Completely absurd that they’re closing these streets in very busy areas to pedestrians for this vanity wedding nonsense.

Regardless of what you think of his politics, it is absolutely insane to deny how good Mamdani is at being Mayor of NYC.

@pattymo.com TGIF

A final day at Aqueduct, New York's forlorn and forgotten racetrack: defector.com/a-final-day-...

Fixing the Mets is Mamdani's final boss

when you check her drivers license

NEW: New York City does not mirror American politics — it foreshadows it. On June 23rd, four primaries preview the coalitions and fault lines—from AIPAC to AI—that will shape the Democratic Party in 2028: open.substack.com/pub/michaell...

If the Knicks win the finals this year we're ripping this down with our bare hands

Being a data analyst is like Person: Can you get me <super specific data> Me: Yes, here it is, exactly what you asked for Person: Oh, no, I meant <incredibly vague description>

I don’t think the Cambridge ArmorTec sons are nearly as passionate about paving as their father is. They need him, and they fear him, but they don’t give a shit about weatherproof tiling technology. Their vendors are concerned about the future, and the commercial will only appease them for so long.

Learn how to fucking fight already. What is wrong with so many members of this party?

yes. change the statute on which this decision turned and redistrict according to the legitimacy conferred by the people of the state

/zach de la rocha voice Jon Niese, Pat Misch, and Mike Pelfrey /drums and guitar swell Jon Niese, Pat Misch, and Mike Pelfrey /still louder Jon Niese, Pat Misch, and Mike Pelfrey /even louder JON NIESE, PAT MISCH, AND MIKE PELFREY

Tonight... Bobo honks back

Da Mets baybee!

Chief Justice John Roberts should be impeached and removed from the Supreme Court.

Burn it down. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

GEORGE: i’m getting hoisted, jerry! JERRY: hoisted? GEORGE: hoisted! at the office, out on a date. hoisted! JERRY: not hoisted… ELAINE (smugly): you know it’s by his own petard KRAMER (bursting in the room): oh you gotta get hoisted by your own petard

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social the arrest of Gusmane Coulibaly is an embarrassment. It was a snowball fight - as mayor, you’re accountable for ensuring the NYPD is focused on public safety, not petty revenge for imagined threats

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU

we love a well-written, free-to-read sports newsletter that switches from a bad platform to a good one, don't we folks

For the grand finale of the closing ceremonies the Italians will unmask Elena Ferrante on live tv

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

2 minutes into the 48 minute ambient drone track

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

Absolutely the thing that scares me the most about my kids. I see someone run a red light daily. My kids have to cross only one small street to get to school and it's a pretty regular occurrence that someone runs the stop sign or otherwise drives dangerously.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

This was the USSR's policy

NEW: 10 years ago, Astoria had no democratic socialist elected officials. Now, the People’s Republic is the only neighborhood in the United States with socialist representatives at the city, state, and federal levels of government. How did we get here? open.substack.com/pub/michaell...

Masked up DEA agent knowingly participating in an illegal arrest of a journalist that was already rejected by two trial judges and an appellate court. The de-Nazification after this period must be thorough. Seems likely we will need to fire the majority of federal law enforcement officers.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

#nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Trump #Patriots #Seahawks #Superbowl

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

When will it be enough for you, @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? When will you be moved? You should be standing in the streets of Minneapolis. You should be shouting from the rooftops. What a pathetic pair of cowards.