spookar 🎃

Did I present to y'all my gerbils. They're called alt-ego and mordicus (white & gray respectively)

We should have a big list of the safe cryptographic constants so people stop using the unsafe ones

For the madlads among us that use k8s, please use fluxcd.io. it'll solve all your problems

an outdated system in a salmon farm using PHP was found to have been breached, allowing the attackers to perform remote cod execution

AT Protocol devroom is coming to FOSDEM 2027 🎉 @edouard.paris and I will open the CfP by October 27, mark your calendars ✍️

Bicycles, no tires. All rim

“Tech is inherently political” is not just about ideology, but about power, too. Yielding technological improvements to the adversary will have predictable outcomes. I’m really worried it will lock in power centralization in a way that will be impossibly hard to reverse. It’s already happening.

Phone suddently bricked. Great, now buy new phone online. Validate payment. Need app. Alright I go online. Need app to connect or "if phone lost, use sms". State of boostrapping unreal. GIVE ME PASSKEYS. NO MORE REQUIRED PHONE APPS.

My 20yo self would be surprised I haven't revolutionized computing yet, likely the latter?

someone send in the yaks I have an itch

ACAB includes the confused deputy

thinking of this often

276208 store paths deleted, 210255.12 MiB freed

mes pronoms? yacc/shaver

people saying time is money don't know about ISO standards and 3 decimal point currencies and how you can easily tell a leap year from a non-leap year using a few modulo ops

start doing computer science <3

gender-rebuild switch

You're telling me a shrimp fried that rice? I'm not. It was me please compliment my fried rice

We need to make a distro that is so woke it shifts omarchy out of the Overton window

Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.

Everytime I try to send files...

then the checksum becomes foreplay

Erratum that was the wrong fucking museum lmao I did _not_ miss shit. I blame the dutch for naming their museums in half dutch half english

I'm in Amsterdam and wanted to do the modern art museum but it opens at 11 and I gotta leave at 12. fml. They have a fucking Yves Klein expo too 😭

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

Go 1.2 6.7

I was 12 years old asking “has anyone with autism ever made it big” on IRC and they were like "Made what big"

Big props to deepseek-v4-flash x the go stdlib fuzzer for an afternoon of iteration from tokenizer to formatter so it's entirely deterministic and idempotent ~0.5 euro

rewrote ~95% of the LSP I was using for thrift because it pissed me off. Big props to the original authors still. It's now faster, more featureful, correct, and has pretty much everything I need for progressive integration. tangled.org/karitham.dev...

Claudish of the day (dsv4flash): > the CAS would be belt-and-braces on a window that can't open

my AI lab told me agents keep escaping their sandboxes so I asked how many agent sandboxes they have running and they said they just go set up another sandbox with internet access afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding shitty sandboxes to agents and sam altman started crying

My tiktok algorithm decided I must be against the destruction of books. So now I have these endless videos of people with opinions about how they do that to monopolize knowledge for the AI... My guy that's called copyright, these books were not yours to begin with

you don't hate state you hate the bourgeoisie

Getting a skateboard was a great idea. I feel like a kid again. Mostly about how often I hurt myself 🏥

Someday I will have the right context to post this and it will be funny

[[AI GENERATED JOKE ABOUT SLOP]]

Seeing non-commie takes in my for you feed, hard to say where I messed up, will not happen again

It won’t stop at math. Machines getting better at thinking through abstract problems than we are is going to be an emotional crisis for lots of people. I wish we were engaging that directly instead of having ridiculous shadow-debates about GPUs’ inherent thirst for water.

century of glory for more open weight fable class models

therapist: uh-huh. I see. and is this "import from derivation" in the room with us?