kenzie

kenzie

@kenzie.sh

chief financial officer of nortel trapped in a hidden markov chain periodically exists 22, it/she ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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kenzie
@kenzie.sh

I started watching gwitch yesterday finally and tbh I got fucking hooked within the first episode

kenzie
@kenzie.sh

the amount of balls it takes for a show to start its plot straight out of the gate. but it fucking works.

kenzie
@kenzie.sh

I cannot tell if one of my worst fears is being called a fraud or if I actually am one.

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Nick Langan
@w2njl.bsky.social

It's difficult to cut through the noise when it comes to cybersecurity, but last week's vulnerabilities found in PHP and Node.js (not to mention a separate certificate compromise) were a big deal. I asked for @jeffgeerling.com's expertise in my story that has takeaways for all online interests.

radioworld.comHow to Protect Your Radio Station From PHP2Shell - Radio WorldAn estimated 70% of all websites run on some form of the PHP programming language. After news of a critical security flaw started to trickle out Wednesday, administrators began pulling affected websit...
kenzie
@kenzie.sh

Kind of realizing that documenting what happened in my old job that lead to me losing it is still excruciating to me.

kenzie
@kenzie.sh

<- girl who has been recalling old trauma today due to working on it yesterday

kenzie
@kenzie.sh

vendor who tells you that you can give them any amount of work on short notice snd then they complain that you gave them too much work on short notice

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eliza hamilton
@eliza.vg

mfers didnt do an EIS im actually dying youre a fucking californian company do you not know how to do an EIS???

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kenzie
@kenzie.sh

I travelled 1800 miles to the cold subarctic tundra to get yelled at in person about a missing handset

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penny
@hexmani.ac

he genuinely thought this shit looked good bro he looks like michael from gta in the lifeinvader mission

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eliza hamilton
@eliza.vg

lol no pronouns still

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Phillip Carter@phillipcarter.dev

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

emudhra.comeMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate BusinesseMudhra Limited (BSE: 543533 | NSE: EMUDHRA), a global digital trust company, today announced that its Board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the global SSL/TLS certificate business.
kenzie
@kenzie.sh

tbh I don't think I'll ever not be mad at Scott Adams for essentially nuking all good will of his comic by being insanely fucking racist