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I know there are more intricate and useful mechanisms, but fountain pens, watches, and bicycles are basically the pinnacle of human engineering. They're as hypnotic as fire.

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog.. Wait for it…. 😂🤣

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

Honestly, this made me laugh out loud (maybe it was more of a horrified cynical rattle). Points for honesty!

“I wish Zoomers and Gen Alpha had the same sort of formative political experiences that made millennials so consistently liberal to left wing.”

The Swan, No. 24, Group IX, by Hilma af Klint, 1914, 📸 by me

congratulations mister vice president

Puts this into perspective

Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...

Death and the Maiden, by Camillo Verno, 1895, 📸 via @bleachereport.bsky.social

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Remember when the story broke about a worm eating part of his brain and nobody was that surprised?

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”

Lorde in 2021: Look at it. Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT. I have to respect that.

As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!

"relax, it's just for a stock photo - they'll probably use it for a new herbal tea brand or something"

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social Is Morag actually Planet X, birthplace of the original Groot? “Morag” = “More Ag” (agriculture), “birthplace of a celestial anomaly” fits Flora Colossi origins. The first planting of the Cosmic seed? A branch of Yggdrasil? Would love your thoughts! It’s time man 🐣

JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.

Omg look at the tacky gold shit he's desecrated the Oval with.

This is high art

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Oh just Texas Congressman Keith Self directly quoting Joseph Goebbels during a congressional hearing….what planet are we on smh

The Wall Street Journal just found $4.3 billion in Medicaid waste from double billing. You won't be surprised to learn that 100% of that money went to private insurance companies, not average people trying to swindle anyone.

Rumeysa Ozturk, a PhD student at Tufts University, was detained March 25 by Department of Homeland Security agents in masks and plainclothes. “We should all be horrified at the way DHS spirited away Rumeysa in broad daylight,” Mahsa Khanbabai, Ozturk’s lawyer, said. wapo.st/3QPfoiA

While less sensitive than the Hegseth and Walz messages, I'd note that the CIA would normally consider this statement from DCIA Ratcliffe to be classified. It reveals: 1. CIA support to a military operation. 2. Gaps in CIA coverage on the Houthi leadership. Ratcliffe's testimony is not credible.

After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.

Pete Hegseth today

AOC: In every single stop that Bernie and I have had in the past couple of days… every single stop has completely blown out all attendance projections.

❤️BREAKING❤️ - Bernie Sanders before 20k People in Tucson: "They have the wealth. They have all the money in the world. They have the power. They have the media. But you know what they don’t have? We’ve got 20,000 people here in Tucson and we got 100's of millions of people all across this country."

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.

Harriet Hageman got booed to oblivion last night in her own town hall for pumping up Doge so hard that even her loyal suckers woke up and smelled the bullshit—about five months too late!

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

We need strict law and order to keep us all safe & protect our country & values from the imminent threat of *insert scapegoat* is the oldest trick in the book When they show you who they are, believe them. MAGA candidate, Valentina Gomez is fascist scum.👊

Hey look — DOGE found dead people on social security and cut off their benefits… one problem: THEY ARE ALIVE. 😕 www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."

We live in the dumbest of times.

Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings. Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.

So MAGA needs to run down and buy a Tesla to support Musk, but their disabled vet neighbor who just lost his job at the VA is a lazy SOB taking advantage of a bloated government and deserves to be unemployed. They do worship their heroes to the extreme.

NEW: Five of the billionaires who attended Donald Trump's inauguration have lost a combined $210 billion in wealth since then, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index

Musk probably thought that meant it was owned by a black person.