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Today, we honor #IndigenousPeoplesDay — recognizing the rich cultures, history, and continued resilience of Native and Indigenous communities. We can’t erase the past. We must acknowledge it and work toward justice.

Holy shit.

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”

If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.

Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny

It is definitely time for a generational change, but I'm glad Markey beat the bigot. Hopefully next term he will be succeeded by someone who isn't almost as old as air travel

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders

Chuck Grassley tweeted today about the loss of his 42-year-old vacuum. I kinda feel for him. It’s bad news when you suddenly take the top spot for what sucks most in your household.

I think this is the fastest anyone has ever won my unconditional loyalty. It’s official: I would run through a brick wall for Cheryl Reeve.

Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:

Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier

I just saw a Jimothy tattoo and you know what? We're bones covered in flesh on a rock flying through space. Get the damn tattoo!

Ok. As promised, a thread about supply chain food safety vulnerabilities in the food industry. Buckle up. It's a long one.

“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” ~ James Baldwin

Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race https://theonion.com/salivating-brewers-fans-chase-down-mascots-in-sausage-race/

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

Some of my proudest moments as a lawyer have come from sitting next to some of the bravest kids I've met. (And no I do not charge for this.)

A Pride reminder: If you are in the MKE area and you/your kid have court for a name change, I'm happy to come and sit at counsel's table with you/them if I am available. Parents/support people aren't allowed unless they're lawyers, and the process can be scary even in the best of circumstances.

happy pride 💕

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

For @ms.now I wrote about Barney Frank. www.ms.now/opinion/barn...

just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot

*googles how to become an astronaut*

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

1st half UConn vs 2nd half UConn

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

I don’t want to be mean but someone eating a lobster roll in the middle of Ohio deserves whatever happens to them.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

kinda nervous about how much money i have riding on this Super Bowl but if the Packers somehow manage to win it i am going to be doing VERY well

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza. This is textbook censorship of the highest degree

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Wisconsin stands with Minnesota.

Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her

Fuck Fox Sports for having that disgusting person on for a fluff piece while millions of Americans, including children, are starving and people are being kidnapped off the streets. Fucking gross.

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.