Ghost Tsongas

Bryan Johnson lost his penis in a horrible event at age five. Ever since then he has been unable to swim in ponds or go anywhere near a turtle. Dude is traumatized by losing his dick at such a young age. He tried to program AI to make him a new one, but he only made the situation worse.

A 2025 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, Omar Yaghi is the son of Palestinian refugees who grew up in Jordan. He just left the US to move to China after raising concerns about rising anti-immigrant sentiment, like the kind shown here. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/china-than...

Apparently, some Houston voters are putting their I Voted stickers on the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo memorial. Stephen Miller is ALREADY trying to scapegoat others for losing whatever races they lose in Texas and elsewhere. This is a vivid testament that for some voters, his murder squad is the reason.

Vivek Ramaswamy, who I do not support, is right to attack the M$DNC shitlib Amy Acton for being the victim of child rape, which I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald

Here’s the ad that has Florida Republicans going the prior-restraint route. (The details of the grand-jury report have been widely known and shared for 2 months.)

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

Timothy Burke comes out against all minimum wage laws and the 40 hour work week. A true Lochner-era progressive!

Ah yes, the thing everyone loved and remembers about Miami Vice, the muted grays and blacks

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

KKK

why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion

Right-wing Canadian men have the same access to the history of what was done to Indigenous children as we do, but many refuse to care. I decided to tell them that history as if the children had been white instead.

The thing about the two douchebag staffers is they know in a normal world they would be so fucking fired for this, but in MAGA world willingness to eat Trump’s ass is the only job qualification, so they are safe. It’s not like Schmitt can replace them with smarter employees.

Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, FBI agents are far more likely to have their personal data stolen and posted on the internet. But they're now allowed to have sex with farm animals. The administration's defenders say it's net neutral.

Nina Totenberg catching strays. As if “journalist” and “chair sniffer” are mutually exclusive.

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

We've got everyone in the Broligarchy: - The Antisocial Social Network Guy - The Cameraphobic Panopticon Guy - Hitler Selling Plots on Mars - 6 Racoons on Cocaine In a Trenchcoat (Alex Karp)

Your refrigerator wants you to shut the fuck up.

Tell me you never rode Carousel of Progress while also sounding like a weirdo.

The same right-wing motherf––ers slapping work requirements on SNAP, Medicaid, and Section 8 consider it hunky dory to take 11 weeks off over a span of 3 months.

True story.

The heroes who lifted Trump up out of the rubble on 9/11.

Notice how she's wearing a crew neck while his labial throat is tucked and cucked behind a literal V at his collar. She's wearing red, the color of war, mars, arguably the most masculine color. She's driving the computer while he's riding sidesaddle next to her. Cucking ritual.

For years, Meta pushed products on young people that were designed to addict them, despite the known risks and harms. Today's settlement makes clear that our kids’ well‑being will always be more important than a tech company’s bottom line. Press Release: www.azag.gov/press-releas...

Ken Paxton stole a $1,000 pen the right way. by Ezra Klein

Subway stock will go through the roof as people buy sandwiches just to throw them at douchebags wearing Meta glasses.

White professor ‘ MattGPT ‘ whose most recent book contained fabricated quotations, non-existent source references, & left ChatGPT URLs accidentally embedded in footnotes is sad about Jason Arday’s death but still wants Arday & all black academia held to higher standards than his own writing .

Again worth mentioning that, best I can recall, Goebbels mentioned in his diary that they did not have to give party line directives or actively censor the press. They just invited them to briefings and they dutifully passed whatever the government said along to their readers. Helpful indeed.

"The White House press secretary was helpful for me personally," says high profile mainstream journalists, evidently totally unaware that they were being managed. Successfully, turns out.

There is only one conclusion to draw from this: George Clooney should murder Elon Musk.

i’m so tired of “Trump is doing [evil thing] and nobody cares” posts. He’s doing 1,000 evil things, there is not enough time to complain about each one regularly. Maybe we should all list the top 1,000 evil Trump actions we care about in a thread each morning so the “discourse” remains vital.

Can this genie grant our wish of making this asshole shut the fuck up?

Republicans in the Legislature tried to trick voters by referring HCR2048 to the ballot. Disguised as protections for military families, this initiative would have undercut and nullified a voter-led initiative. The court rightfully blocked it from the ballot this morning.

They sure don't vote like it. Has anyone told them they're for those things?

If anyone who opposes emigration is a traitor, why doesn’t he go back to Africa and stay there?

How much would he have to lose before he's subject to the criminal justice system again? finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

I had this same experience with honey pulled straight from a beehive.

This seems true but weirdly specific.

Arizona, thank you. From day one, I’ve stayed focused on the work at hand— protecting Arizona families, holding greedy corporations accountable, defending our water, and keeping communities safe. Now we’re heading into the general election ready to win and keep delivering results for every Arizonan💪

The funniest thing about this is if you have seen the movie you know exactly why Athena looks the way she does when she appears to Odysseus. Musk is admitting that he hasn’t seen it or doesn’t get it.