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@lys.zone

Ezra || 32 || They/Them || If you can't handle me at my politics posting you don't deserve my shit posting || Likes can be NSFW || & || πŸ’—πŸ‰ @blaziken.bsky.social

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Explaining American portion sizes to a furry: okay so imagine a hyper cock

Just found out about Liz Truss' new book. I don't care that it has already come out I think. I will be there day one.

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There comes a time in every reactionary politician's life when he must steel himself, insert a nasogastric tube for unclear reasons, put on his bravest grimace, and give the weirdest thumbs-up anyone has ever seen.

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ME: So I'd really like a group picture. I know 12 or 13 characters is a lot, but I really like your other work and I think your style would be perfect for this! HIERONYMUS BACH (WHOSE SOUL I TRAPPED IN MY CRYSTAL MATRIX AND HANDED A WACOM TABLET): may I please have another of these "Coking Colas"

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the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

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People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

Three day cousin visit + Sunday shift at work + three hours sleep + mandatory first aid training = me, a very sleepy kobold