Mary C

Wonkette is dope and one of my favorite sites. You should join them!

Last night I watched a 1978 Carson show with Buddy Hackett, a drunk Peter O'Toole during the shoot of "The Stunt Man," William Demarest playing the cello, and Victor Buono reading his poetry. Folks, this used to be a country.

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

If you’re starting to wonder No team has swept both the LCS and World Series since the LCS became best-of-7 in 1985 Yet

The Golden State Valkyries have suggestions for how their fans should deal with a 9:30 a.m. Pacific start for a potential title-clincher in Game 6. Veronica Burton: "Call in sick. I recommend it." Kiah Stokes: "C'mon, y’all know how to fake a cough."

One of the first people to greet Natalie Nakase after her postgame presser: Chris Paul. He asked her “How’d it go?” to which she said “I think it went alright”

Veronica Burton and Kiah Stokes to Valks fans, from question by @annkillion.bsky.social: “Call in sick.” “You all know how to fake a cough.” Ballhalla:

I love that Zendeya is rocking the giveaway shirt at Balhalla. Legit sports girlie.

A Valkyries fan’s sign: “Move the Hawks game. Women = Prime Time”

He's got the White House looking like Suharto opened a Ukrainian restaurant! He's got the White House looking like Allende opened a Russian oyster bar! He's got the White House looking like Franco opened a Chili's!

He's got the White House looking like the finest brothel in all of Kazakhstan! He's got the White House looking like Mohamar Ghadafi opened a hookah lounge! He's got the White House looking like Mussolini opened a Spaghetti Warehouse!

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

that food you can’t afford? you don’t need it anyway, fatty. and the gas you can’t afford? walk that fat ass to work! wait why aren’t you voting for us

12yr old Audrey Hepburn in 1941

The vile attacks on Amy Acton need to be seen in the context of a party that *needs* people to believe women fabricating sexual assaults is common as rainwater. Because it’s pretty much the only way to evade the conclusion that the president is a rapist.

every billionaire is a policy failure

This century could have been an email.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Brazil: You fucking did it. Serbia: You fucking did it. Next up: Israel. US midterms. Spain. LFG!

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

It's what's for dinner @devincow.bsky.social

Oh come on!

extremely embarrassing that playing a potential clinching WNBA Finals game at a high school gym. no excuse for it

30 passes to Kittle coming up to finish this game

Hate to see a game end this way (Wilmer flashbacks) but yay Brewers

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

RFK decided to once again target maskers in a speech, laughing about going to LA and seeing people driving in their cars while masked. And I want to make sure people know that studies have shown that the reason someone might wear a mask in their car is that it's none of your fucking business.

This supercut is likely to make Trump VERY upset. The difference between Trump and Obama is on full display, and the contrast is absolutely devastating. Watch until the end...

VALKS!!!! 🏀

I think my ability to distinguish between "I am feeling weirdly anxious and low today" and "I am just a person having a totally normal reaction to being alive during the 2020s" might have completely vanished.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Who the hell wants this?

Five Marx Brothers backstage: Harpo, Zeppo, Chico, Groucho, and Gummo at Civic Playhouse in LA for opening of the comedy ‘The Fifth Season’ in which Chico stars (1957).

And if you're wondering: Am told Joe Lacob isn't here tonight. He's in Atlanta for the Valkyries-Dream series, Game 4 tomorrow morning.

Thanks for the memory

Baseball was better back when John Smoltz was pitching, because that meant John Smoltz wasn’t broadcasting

Some cities it's just not worth fucking with

there are bunts and line drives at infielders standing 30 feet from home plate and little guys stealing bases and 105 mph fastballs and it's all just so neat

This is from the Madison paper. If you don’t know, there are two Uecker statues, one outside, one in the last row. There is a little charity box in the last row that benefits his favorite causes. I think you can still buy those seats on game day for a dollar.

Boy byyyyyyyyyyeeeee. 👋 Yes on 40!

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

www.eastbaytimes.com/2026/10/22/v...

It's bleak that Serious News Outlets will tie themselves into knots writing headlines that obscure the horrors of a story while @people.com just waltzes in and calls it like it is.

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.