Martha Kelly

Remember these people some time from now when they go back to scrub their rationales for abandoning trans people from their histories. There is no question in my mind it will soon become consensus that it’s disgusting to concern oneself with anyone else’s reproductive organs or private behavior.

What possible justification can Zionists give for this savage attack committed by Israeli settlers?

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen

i am genuinely shocked by the psychotic bloodthirst on display with hegseth

New York City, wetin dey sup? It was a joy to commemorate 34 years of the Nigerian Day Parade alongside the many Nigerian New Yorkers who fill our city with life.

Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid

So Barry is a precious baby angel and I’d do anything for him but he has been laying near me fartmaxxing for the past 20 minutes and I’m about to die

As Yom Kippur came to a close this evening, I was privileged to join my friend, Ruth Messinger, at a break fast in her home. It was an honor to celebrate this moment of renewal with many of our Jewish neighbors. May it be a year of justice, joy and peace.

They all knew ahead of time who he is...

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

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He take hostage

This is the dog Rosie sent me 5 months after she passed. Macey is an angel and I can’t believe she was just found on the street by animal control. So lucky to have her for coming up on 3 years 💗💗💗💗💗

Throwback to Rosie (RIP) after we walked in the rain. She loved being dried off with a towel and Barry loved following her around 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

He’s always yelling

25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.

There's a zombie myth that feminists hate men. Large, cross-cultural, repeated studies show: Nope! Feminists like women more than non-feminists do. And feminists also like *men* more than non-feminists do. We see people as people. celestemdavis.substack.com/p/gloria-ste...

📌A thousand times THIS:

Senator @johnfetterman.com lied to paralyzed veterans and ditched a meeting with them to discuss their healthcare so he could appear on Fox News to cheerlead Trump’s war a shit on his own party. What a garbage human.

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This is what people voted for. Then they complain endlessly . . . and vote for it again. Geez people, look at what is actually happening, not what you're being told, and recalibrate.

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"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"

Cat 😺 is imitating the Corgi

Weird how most of those newly revealed pentagon psyops accounts also downplayed the Epstein list. Probably just a coincidence

@marthakelly.bsky.social I, too, love Alvin and the Chipmunks.

You got peanut butter in my chocolate, @realinfowars.bsky.social @marthakelly.bsky.social. I nearly wet my jeans laughing, which I understand I can sell for a tidy profit on your fine network.

@marthakelly.bsky.social Saw you in the Coyote vs. Acme trailer. Sweet!

Putting Martha Kelly in Coyote vs. Acme was a genius move, she is one of my new favorite funny people, her deadpan is like honestly next level

I’ve loved Martha Kelly in Comedy Central’s Corporate and Common Side Effects. This movie ruled and @marthakelly.bsky.social was excellent! Hell yeah, Coyote vs Acme!

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Using flock cameras for my next self-tape

The American president and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.

AI has gotten so good I can’t tell if this is real or not

Worth remembering that Talarico raised so much money he just gave some away to other Texas candidates and Mamdani raised so much money during the primary that he told people to donate to Adrienne Adams. People aren't giving up on Ds. They just don't like the DNC. The DNC should think about that!

Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?

Turns out Macey’s addicted to getting sprayed by skunks. She’s my child and I will support her interests 🦨

Why are these dweebs so horny all the goddamn time GROW UP

I'm not saying Dems should hold up the res for Darline Graham, but I'd hope they at least considered it... if simply because one Republican senator who blocked the res to replace Feinstein on the Judiciary Committee was Lindsey Graham. 2/

Nighttime Barry 🎶

It's so funny that every professional golfer's first impulse when they get in trouble is to run directly to the president because he has nothing better to do and mostly cares about helping rich guys who have committed crimes or other infractions.

I’m real close to issuing a “fuck all you cunts” alert over on Threads