Matt Howard

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: The Day the Earth Stood Still for Tax Purposes

Nothing quite sums up the miserable world view of the modern British right like 'there is a time and a place for a hedgehog'

All of it or just a boner part?

Whoever invented cheese well done it's dead nice x

Toilet Instructions

Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you...

Who could it be? This guy will search high and low until he finds him.

Same energy

@churnwell.bsky.social see you there?

If I was an agency wanting to be disbanded, I would choose the moment just after a new man of the ppl PM from the NW arrived - with a defining mission to rebalance the country and make agencies accountable - to pull £ from the world renowned telescope visited by generation upon generation of NW kids

Voxpops

EXCLUSIVE - Andy Burnham’s lectern is a large scale replica of one of Bez’s Maracas.

Us thinking back to that half time show... 📷 Rob Coleman

Can I just shock you? I like third-place play-offs. Despite what I just said earlier.

Great job 👏

Tram Taylor was taken away from us. Now we enter a new Era. Are You Ready For It?

We’ll be holding on forever ❤️

"waaaaaaaaah, oh wah wah waahhhhhhh" - Nigel Farage, 62

Heirbnb.

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

I recognise the animation from somewhere, Monkey Dust maybe? #totp

My new YouTube channel, "Unbaffled", is here. It's where I'll be exploring the biggest ideas in science. Our founding principle is that science doesn’t have to be baffling. The first video (on time travel) is here: youtu.be/c63XUCGg9hM Do subscribe, like, etc

Happy Father's Day 🖤

idly watching Australia - USA in the pub and it feels vaguely wrong, like watching cats playing fetch

C’mon England!!!

Euston, we have a problem.

[forlornly] but what am I going to do with all my Catherine West t-shirts now

Disappointed to see the Malcolm in the Middle remake has decided to rip off Fleabag and have the main character directly address the camera.

Boom! 💥 youtu.be/q6sa6pWz1NQ

"Shaka, when the walls came tumbling down"

"i think he bought the wrong size"

@scarredforlife.bsky.social Man rescued from Deansgate phone box after trying to order a kebab www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

Can’t wait to post this on Monday with the caption ‘Monday’

“Losing My Religion”was released 35 years ago today. The lead single from Out Of Time earned multiple GRAMMY Awards, topped charts worldwide, and helped redefine what alternative rock could sound like on mainstream radio. More here: i.craftrecordings.com/rem-outoftime

youtu.be/9bweLUMYkac?...

jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist

Starmer sings Rush's YYZ

I met a whole lot of T.V. personalities last night.

BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

🎶 we got a snow drift, Danny’s gift and plasma from the bloody lifts axed doors, maze tours and creepy twins you can’t ignore, red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say when he’s typing all the day it’s all work and never play play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶