Fourfoot

Give it a name, brothers and sisters. youtu.be/ClcwKgxu2wk?...

It seems that people who like Smashing Pumpkins do not care for the views of people who do not like them. It is a shock to my system and I must retreat at once to a spa town for healing waters and an entirely loveless romance with a woman called Clara.

They’re doing Paschaendale Pasties and Somme Steak Bakes in Greggs.

The year is 2035. Having exhausted all other possible cures for aging, Bryan Johnson injects one last vial of alpaca spunk into his face, before lowering himself into the mercury pond; never to be seen again.

"This is the story of the Harry Kane, the man the ballon d'or came to name, for some goals that he did and done, but no he will never be the champion of the worrrlllld"

“You are like a Harry Kane. There’s Ballon in your D’Or….”

Apparently on the final page of Pacman you can hear Je T’aime

Never did like Smashing Pumpkins. Music for kids who want to shoot up their schools but don’t want to miss the first weekend at Aspen.

A bit further down...

Robert Robinson looking like he's just ordered his boys to bounce you off the wall for being a thieving slag

[Skee-Lo voice] I wish I was a little bit meeker, I wish that I was beaker, I wish I was a high pitched, terrified shrieker

If you know and love this film, we should fuck. Or at least have a coffee. Or both. Ouch. My scalded balls!

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42 years ago today my parents hitched their wagons west from the bucolic splendour of Bromley and wended their way Welshwards to the concrete jungle of Llanddewi Brefi, changing our lives forever. Ive been this side of the Severn ever since. Mae’n ddrwg gen i am bopeth ers hynny….

If only there was some evidence of why his kids might not want to spend time with him youtu.be/DHwKvt8dqS4?...

Still laughing at that Michael Owen quote. Fucking hell. His kids must hate him.

When Bedknobs and Broomsticks cleaned up at the Oscars.

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 27 www.maptap.gg/challenge 99🔥 97🏅 80👏 98🔥 94🏆 Score: 932 in 21.5s (3.5s to spare!)

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Tremendous

Hitting a man repeatedly on the head with a bottle, then throwing in a few punches for good measure, and doing this with a previous history of violence. Guilty. Walk free and sign a few autographs on the way out for fans who are there to support you because you're a singer. You cunt.

And I’d be shagging Mila Kunis if Verve hadn’t released Bitter Sweet Symphony.

BlueSky has four kinds of users.

Tosh Lines Don't Do It

Three pint lunch. Minimum.

Tommy’s found Jesus. A sentence not uttered since a Carabao Cup tie in October 2019.

Absolutely wonderful comment on the Grauniad match report from the Man Utd game yesterday.

If I had to come up with 3 bullet points about what makes any of my kids special, I’d only consult AI as to how to phrase it to make it non-investigable legally.

The Germans probably have word for when you’re needing someone to reply to a WhatsApp and seeing this bad boy hiding.

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

Paging Andy Fucking Burnham...

They will and Trump will walk on by. Silly cow.

Bookmarking this for when ICE stuff her in a van.

britmap · 26 OCTOBER 2026 ● 99 ● 98 ● 98 ● 98 ● 93 Total: 966/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 8

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 26 www.maptap.gg/challenge 92👑 95🏆 91🎉 93👑 97🏅 Score: 939 in 23.4s (1.6s to spare!)

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You’ve got a Bill Murray show in Ireland and it’s not called Zombie (is about the troubles in Ire) land?

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Between My Legs

“I’m going in for the kill, my mum is June off The Bill”

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. 12 Angry Men Between My Legs

Have had a lovely day with the grandsons hampered slightly by me pulling my hammy acting the fool in the park. Pizzas for tea, Project Hail Mary for evening movie….