Doctor Nurse

The United States is prepared for the thing it initiated. Amazing scenes.

Bwahahahahahahahaha ASD put out a Critical Alert about PHP but you can't visit the page because you get a 503 error.

I didn't think it was possible but Steve Smith's technique is even funkier than usual. #SAvAUS #Cricket

Wake up babe. New Scaramucci lettuce just dropped. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

AFR covering Victorian politics via commentary from a bloke from Perth about his kid encountering a pothole.

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

A record-breaking UK summer may be shifting climate attitudes. 62% now say extreme heat is the most pressing climate impact, up from 36% in October 2024. Concern about wildfires has soared from 13% to 47%. But still little change in behaviour… theconversation.com/did-the-hot-...

If nothing else AI is making clear that there are people all around us for whom writing, art, and music are not communion with another mind, but just - wallpaper. Just pleasant things to look at. They think AI is conscious because they have no actual grasp of what it is to encounter another mind.

The Australian government's defence of the social media ban in the high court revealed. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Now, lets turn to Launceston and pray.

Kid Rock / Ed Sheeran world tour when?

Europeans waking up to discover that the FBI has apparently relaxed its hiring standards on bestiality

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

Apparently white supremacists are good for democracy according to the shitful Sunday Age

Wild pivot from Jane Hume on News Breakfast to go from selling the policy of putting people in jail for a year for burning the flag to saying legislation regulating opt in or opt out of algorithms may impinge freedom of speech

Tragically, some people just don't know how to weekend.

Nigel Farage filmed celebrating illegal foreign donations Undercover footage reveals plot to break the law by funnelling offshore funds through a UK donor. Donations funded a series of widely reported polls boosting Reform ahead of the local elections channel4news.substack.com/p/exclusive-...

“Kamala Harris will get the US into World War III, and our sons and daughters will end up fighting a war in a country you’ve never heard of.” - Donald Trump 👇

‘Scary’: how misinformation and AI hallucinations are infiltrating Australia’s parliament - Guardian analysis reveals that dozens of policy submissions from across the political spectrum incorrectly summarise real research and invent or wrongly cite sources www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

And I view the Lord's Cricket Ground as my territory.

Omg omg omg

So the Dandy Warhols have also been drafted to play for the Tasmanian Devils next year?

I wonder if Karoline Leavitt is leaving fuckface because he left her to die on AF1.

People on this very site were telling me just last week that I'm mad, as the Federal government's datacenter policy was pro-gas. Having a reality based community is more important than your partisan based identity folks. That way is Maga. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...

She has no programmatic specificity.

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

Scientist falsifies hypothesis, film at 11

I have criticized the left for diversity statements and pronouns. But I have also criticized President Trump for killing civilians, raping women, and running a massive crypto scam. It's what makes me a neutral, balanced columnist.

Hello, I am a TV weatherman in Punxsutawney, PA, and every morning at exactly 6 am my alarm clock blares out “I’ve Got You Babe.” And now the rest of the world is stuck in this endless loop as well.

Pre internet I once drove half an hour home to get a dictionary to prove to my work colleague that the word gullible was in the dictionary. I was literally 2 mins away, on the way back, when it dawned on me.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Analysts still project the final score will be Iran 2, America nil. Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/07/14/t...

Malcolm Turnbull on News Corp (at the launch event for Andrew Dodd & Matthew Ricketson’s Getting Murdoched): www.theage.com.au/business/com...

I just asked Google Gemini something incredibly mundane and it referenced farking Grokipedia. Now I have to bleach my mind.

I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr

Football unites the world.