Mike Waldron

Mike Waldron

@mikesunset.bsky.social

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The Onion
@theonion.com

Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, D.C. Traveling 75 MPH

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ceej
@ceej.online

my wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis

Mike Waldron
@mikesunset.bsky.social

As a Lee Pace fan and Elf enjoyer, beating the Dwarfs from The Hobbit with my Thranduil Elvenking deck in a game of Magic the Gathering felt so thematically wonderful lmao

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leon
@leyawn.bsky.social
Andrew Curry@andrewcurry.com

The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org

science.orgShattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder

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bobby
@bobbylewis.blacksky.app

“Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead”

The Guardian@theguardian.com

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

theguardian.comHarry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach Harry Potter fans have forced a new multimillion-pound power cable between the UK and Ireland to be relocated after complaining it would desecrate the “grave” of Dobby, a fictional elf. The character was laid to rest on Freshwater West beach in Pembrokeshire, Wales, during the film Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Fans of the wizard series now come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site. Continue reading...

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Count Binface
@countbinface.bsky.social

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

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Count Binface
@countbinface.bsky.social

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Mike Waldron
@mikesunset.bsky.social

Approximately 7% of Americans don’t enjoy eating ice cream in the summer. Concerning.

YouGov America@today.yougov.com

New polling on heat and summer % of U.S. adult citizens who say in the summer they love... Eating ice cream or popsicles 61% Going to the beach 46% Swimming in a pool 43% Dining outdoors 30% Hiking 24% Camping 23% Flying a kite 13% ygo-assets-websites-editorial-emea.yougov.net/documents/Su...

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli
@banditelli.org

Here it is, after years of having this shot in my head, chasing the murder the night before the full Moon: dozens of crows flying in front of the Moon, my first edit. 🪶

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli@banditelli.org

WE GOT! A murder of crows flying gloriously in front of a nearly full Moon as they head off to roost for the night! I've been trying to get this for years, you really only get one chance a month Hell yeah nature! Go log off, set a meaningless personal goal, achieve it, then go do it again! Joy!!🪶

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another morgan
@mheslin.bsky.social

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

NBC News@nbcnews.com

She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.

nbcnews.toSearchers are on high alert for a missing giraffe in TexasGracie vanished a week and a half ago from a ranch northwest of San Antonio. Her owner is offering a reward of $5,000 for her capture and safe return.

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Mia Sato
@miasato.bsky.social

Replying to @lizzieohreally.bsky.social

yep! posted by a man on the street style show that seems to have kalshi as a sponsor(?), holding a kalshi mic, clipped and circulated and made viral by a kalshi affiliate (and the little rhyme is maybe plagiarized???) Everything is weird