Roko's modern basilisk

Give a cat a fish and it will eat for a day. Teach a cat to fish and you could take it on the road as a cute travelling carnival act.

The Mars Volta answers the question, "What if every song was the best part of Don't Fear the Reaper"?

this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie

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No wisk no wewawd

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.

8 months ago...

having a good time at the great american state fair

Hmm, getting visibility on my GOTY25 video has been a bit of a struggle, but there's a steam sale on now and everyone always likes when I do a big thread of sale recommendations, and all of the games in my video are on sale, so what if... Hmm, delightfully devilish Casey! GOTY25 Steam Sale Recs! 🤠

4. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 I quite voraciously ate this game up, from the music to the characters to the combat, I loved it! Funny thing, when I initially played it, I was sure it was gonna be some hidden gem that I'd be yelling about for ages, but then it exploded in popularity.

a lotta yall still dont get it egg holders can use multiple golden eggs on a single goose so if you have 1 astro goose and 3 golden eggs you can create 3 new geese Tonight's golden egg mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Geese and Special Eggs

Jumped out of a plane without a parachute. 95% of the fall was just fine. But then. . . the ground!

Big pipe huh?

Soniferous Aether xkcd.com/3238/

I've gotta stop planning these extravagant "the strait of hormuz is open" parties

Pam Gonedi

six former presidents called president trump after the speech and congratulated him on having the courage to do what he finally did in 8 to 13 weeks

War is over if you want it. ...Or, maybe its another 2-3 weeks, if you prefer that. ... Really could we all just stop paying attention to this situation for 5 minutes please?

Walking away from Omelas like

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

An all-time double "worst person you know makes a great point" about an even worse person

Director of FIFA Peace Prize Committee right now

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

There is a whole movie on this!

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Ever notice how you can't make a swastika without a big X on the middle?

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

I just took a moment and reflected on all the content creators I know who do so much for their streams and communities. They work to put on a fun show for folks and make new friends, and it feels incredible. I'm humbled to know so many great people and communities.

Listen, obviously every norm and standard known to man has been broken, but sometimes it really just knocks me flat on my back that the President of the United States cosplays as Frank Miller's Nuke for his online avatar, and has done this for years.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out

Do not cuom

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look at my works - not at my quirks.

OCD. It’s easy as ABC. It’s easy as 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 baby you and me.