Large Marge

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE

Important to remember that the uber-wealthy are an uncommonly anti-social, interpersonally repugnant group of people devoid of charm and values; it’s how they got that way. They elevate their own.

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

i want him free *because* he did it

imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc

not really

me and a baconator

Messi hit the Saddam Hussein cave pose

> be Lindsey Graham > beg every president to bomb Iran > beg GOP not to nominate Trump > Trump elected, bombs Iran > die immediately what did Lindsey Graham mean by this

Vaxxed??

Good morning to everyone who voted for Jello Biafra

as soon as I learn to make good posts its over for you hoes

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.

he could be completely innocent of the allegations and he would still be a blackwater merc with a nazi tattoo

Mitch McConnell is being purified in the Zaith'isk

“he worked for Blackwater” was the most information anyone ever needed to know what that dude was about

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

The thing about social media age restrictions is that it treats today’s internet as an inevitability we all just have to deal with. The internet (and the WORLD) wasn’t like this until like four dudes were allowed to own & monetize as much tech real estate as they wanted. Fix THAT problem.

this wouldn’t work legally because a President has no authority to remove a Supreme Court justice. however the President could instead simply drone strike them. it sounds like i’m being snarky but as a result of the immunity decision this is the actual law.

Since everyone knows that AI enriches and empowers fascism, we have to assume that everyone making or sharing generated images is a fascist who hates art, humanity, and in this case, the Loony Tunes.

its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”

imagine how crazy it would go to guillotine fossil fuel execs in the town square in this weather

On twitter they’re trying to make it women’s fault that grandparents are old

>becomes prime minister >wins largest majority seen in labour history >pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights >completely destroys the labour party >resigns what was bro doing any of this for

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

Trump is the most loathsome mobster in American politics who should die in a sewer, also every Democrat condemning his ONE GOOD DECISION — ending his horrific, criminal war of choice — should be run out of public life forever.

"Duhhhhh I wanna jack off to the video game character I can't jack off to this new character as good" Ok then Die. Die and go to hell

CONCEPTUALIZATION - This is a serious violation of the karaoke code.

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

if youre not on an app where morons who are treated like journalists are getting paid by degenerates to secretly goad their audience into trusting gambling websites, how are you even getting your news

me texting my wife to tell her im singing some pagan psalmody

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

people said the same shit about dubya

structural violence at honolulu walmart

Genie: You sure? Me: Yeah just one is fine. I wish for Richard Karn and Richard Kind to have swapped every role in their careers

have never understood the tech community's passion for thinking the nazis can just have their own back room if we can just make it kind of hard for them to cross over into the rest of the bar

if we lived in a world where the murdered CEO and others like him were universally understood to not only be bad people, but criminals too, and were likely to face real consequences for the bad behavior, i suspect the responses would be different. but we don’t live in anything close to that world

i dunno man i never see this outrage about decorum when right wingers make jokes about suicide percentages among trans people. you could be fighting the good fight about human dignity in those comments too

the people who said dems needed to prioritize institutional reforms like court reform, election laws, etc, in 21 were right. and the people who said DOJ needed to drop the hammer on trump ASAP were right, and there’s been zero indication from dem leadership that they understand this