Jules

Do Rudy’s hands work??

the white house doesn't look like a cheesecake factory. it looks like the dining room that real housewife of beverly hills dorit kemsley decorated at the buca di beppo in encino, specifically

OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

Minneapolis 1-day POP-UP VOTING SITES this week: ➡️ TODAY: Webber Community Center, 4401 Bryant N, 11a-6p Tue: Mpls Institute of Arts, 2400 3rd Ave S, 11a-6p Wed: Cedar Cultural Center, 416 Cedar, 11a-6p Thur: Midtown Global, 920 E. Lake, 11a-6p Fri: Powderhorn Park, 3400 15th Ave S, 11a-6p

This belief extends to saying whatever outlandish lie he wants knowing that no one will call him out on it

By not actually being First Lady?

It’s gotta suck to find out you’re not a lawyer or a press secretary on the same day.

@amyklobuchar.com - just going to ignore this???

I needed this today

We stand with our Somali neighbors and will keep protecting our lovely state

dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry

Nothing has changed. This is why women are afraid to speak up

You can tour the Uptown Theatre as part of Open House Chicago this year. buff.ly/T4N8a8W

Folks, I think I just got teleported to a Pizza Hut vestibule in 1978. 😳

imagine being Case Keenum, being 38 years old, playing in an NFL game for the first time in years, you’re tired as shit, and then you gotta run to the radio station to record American Top 40

You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.

Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.

RFK Jr: if burnt microwave popcorn was a person

I couldn’t have said it better, Peter Max.

i feel like a message that is missing in the midterms is that….republicans control everything? it feels like a basic thing we should really be saying over and over. this is all their choice. unhappy? look who is in the drivers seat.

We finally have a statement about that highly controversial ending, sir Great. What layout and font should we use? Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”

After some low-attendance MN State Fair days on Tuesday and Wednesday, Friends of the Boundary Waters has plenty of handy sporks to give out in the days ahead. It was fun seeing so many friendly faces! Thanks for the smiles and keep up the fight for our environment!

A fun thing happening in crop art is that some artists are being doxxed and tracked down on their personal social media by folks who object to the subject matter of their pieces. 🙃 The fair prohibits entries under aliases, so our full names are out there. I think most of us are ok with it, for now.

Yayoi Kusama (1929-2026) RIP

I am finally going to come out and say it: we have put hot honey on enough things

Adios, Dolly Parton, who endured decades of sexism and shitty jokes from shitty men only to outlive them all with wit, kickass music, and a heart as big as the Smokies. Generations of kids are smarter and kinder because of her giving a damn about them. The rare icon who deserved all her glory.

I love you Minneapolis.

New Rule: If they sell our federal lands, we take a golf course. (Not sorry golfers)

Good chart on #MedicareForAll

This was some sick passing by the Minnesota Lynx -- Olivia Miles to Courtney Williams to Phee #WNBA

The incredible reaction to Jon Ossoff saying just one word about our emperor's new clothes -- "Natalie" -- shows what Democrats can do if they just speak the truth about what all of us can see with our own eyes

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Creating AI generated dossiers on Lutheran grandmas volunteering to protect children at bus stops.

The White House normally gets $2.5 million a year for maintenance. Trump’s team has allocated $875 million.   That’s 350 years’ worth of the usual budget spent by a single administration.

If you think what Trump did to the East Wing was bad, wait until you see what he’s doing to Big Bend National Park. His motto has always been ‘f*ck you, stop me..’ and thanks to gutless mediocrity of our elected officials nobody has; your nation failed you.

Americans won’t freak out about lettuce being toxic, because they hate salad. But just you wait till the explosive diarrhea hits burgers or pizza. Then they’ll care.

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

well that's fun Olivia Miles

This is NOT normal #WNBASky #SkyHoops

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.