Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app

It’s cool how no one in America, including bus drivers, knows how to use the bus. We really could be saving a lot of money by not buying those rear doors that are never used or opened.

big brain idea: instead of an outright ban on in-game sports betting odds updates in tv broadcasts, mandate that any odds have to extrapolate the implied probability of each outcome and show how big the house edge is on each side

SnackWell’s Streusel Squares (1998-1999): Low-fat, buttery-flavored pastry/cake bars, filled with real fruit and topped with streusel and white icing. Available in Cherry and Apple-Cinnamon

Dean Baker posting boomer Facebook lib slop is so depressing lol

Please stop putting closeups of the presidents hands into my timeline.

I like how this quote makes it seem like there’s a guy named Thumb who just got elevated to the 53 man roster

I kinda suspect American voters are likely dumber than average in democracies because our system is so complicated and nonsensical

leftists circling back and ending up on the Republican side of the Elian Gonzalez debate lmao

good lord

side note, very funny for the station to use "meet susan collins" as the chyron banner for the lady who I've been hearing about since the mesozoic era

many centrists are as disdainful of science as MAGA these days. virtually every study on the topic, and there have been many, show that youth programs reduce crime. it's a settled question. this is no different from claiming vaccines are a hoax.

SHINOBI II: THE SILENT FURY SEGA 1992 GAME GEAR

Anybody who does this deserves the outcome

🎵sometimes you wanna GO where everybody knows your NAAAAME 🎵

“The Philadelphia Flyers” were a 59 year long sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. The study is now complete, thank you for your time.

why do so many deliveristas use handlebar gloves 365 days a year, no matter how hot it is?

Don’t print lies in the newspaper

thank you to @miamurphy.com for reminding me that Mountain Dew has already developed TramsFem Laser Technology back in 2005

Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII

where can I find a MD/Baltimore voter guide that includes the amendment's since @thebaltimorebanner.com is too lame to have that in theirs

Everyone at @wired.com involved with this illustration needs Jesus www.wired.com/story/icann-...

Roger Ebert Dot Com hosting video game reviews always makes me laugh

There is no McTry. There is only:

Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)

Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing

1ELF.BMF

Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch

curious to know whomst among my maryland followers are familiar with the "turkey bowl" yearly event taking place in towson every thanskgiving

awoke this morning with a Vision

Whoa, for the 50th anniversary of Songs in the Key of Life, Stevie Wonder has released four additional songs from that recording session. “We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it.” [pitchfork.com]

And there’s this one, which features D.C.’s five… boroughs?

More trash AI maps of D.C.: This one has Arlington National Cemetery where the Palisades is; totally made up neighborhoods like Bag Park, North Glen, Farth Park, and Uven; and the Vietnam Vets Memorial on Roosevelt Island. WHY ARE THESE SO TERRIBLE?

lol

Did you know: cities used to have balloons that would just follow children to school, until General Motors bought all the balloons and scrapped them