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probably one of my better posts on the old website

caves of qud

how come ants are the only animals with a fire evo

❌ "I'm a virgin" - uncomfortable, religious, misogynistic origins ✅ "I'm Unranked in Duos Sex" - competitive, sporting, goal-oriented

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life

Thinking about wandering through the Silent Wood during the Rot Moon. Lots of people would be worried about running into Our Lady Who Weeps, but not me. I'm pure of heart and soft of spirit

you know I bet the celebrity deepfake scam people are loving age verification face ID leaks

Theyre modernizing me. Theyre updating my ass. Im being upscaled and my mechanics are being fine tuned. Im told that what makes me a distinct human person will stay true to the original but I overheard some guys talking about how theyre gonna nerf me

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

not cool with the subtle inclusion of dragons into the halloween canon. dragons aren’t “monsters” and they’re definitely not ghouls. more akin to a griffin or unicorn

I sure hope AI is a bubble. A massive economic crash is the only way I can see of getting back at Kyoko, the agentic AI avatar I fell in love with who treated me like shit. Discarded me like I was nothing

when you're having a dramatic showdown but it's all sunny and cheerful out

impressive contender for worst product name of all time appeared in my email from kickstarter today

not taking your poll. nice try. you just want to steal my thoughts

I tell people I have a guest room. I don't tell them skeleton Mario watches from the foot of the bed

making up a seer to get mad at 🙄

oracle who can only give prophecies in "guy who" format

caves of qud

saw your boyfriend on youtube commenting "holy refresh pull" you can do so much better

A being of ethereal beauty that doesnt leave footprints in fresh snow keeps trying to lure me into The Caves. Dont wait up, bozos, ya boy about to get his dick SUCKED

im so mad that we got a fucking chatbot interface replacing everything i wanted software to be. its like the final knife in the gut for caring about interface design and it is wielded by fucking jeeves for some reason. suck my dick

When i have to write a confrontational email, i beseech the mighty odin to guide my hand But when its time to put pants on and get groceries, it is thor, god of battle and thunder, that i call upon for strength

new site idea everythingloggd and you click on someone's (my) profile and see this

There was a pokemon or something living under my deck but i managed to kick it to death and toss it in the ravine.

i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text

American military leaders are terrified of the rumored “Beijing Zipper” developed in secret by the Chinese government that makes it impossible to snag up your pubes. They’re demanding domestic pants factories reverse engineer the technology or risk falling even further behind communist forces

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 1: our party numbers only women! DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 2: and yet no two of us are the same. DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 3: except we all got a fat ass

in this economy? 20 dollars costs 50 dollars.. and at the end of the day that's 100 dollars

I was listening to the witcher 3 soundtrack while building the deck and dad goes 'what is this shit?' and i said its from the witcher and he said 'that makes you dandelion' and i had to sit down bc i dont know how he knows about that. Roasted my ass

good office lunch run today, really optimized my routing. had decent stop light rng on the way there (sunrise mart, spicy karaage bowl) but coming back i was able to draft behind a much larger fastwalker and avoid a lot of the crowds

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

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strip poker deck builder with a point based outfit system

my dream is to be the first non-famous person on a coin. when i enter circulation everybody will ask who is this man and why is he on my coin

(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems

when i die tell them i was scared to the end and faced death like a coward

Newtown Farm Just Posted 👉"slopping my pigs crazy style"

witches be like "willow bark >>>"

I have mixed feelings about data centers. Terraforming the earth into a toxic wasteland in order to replace humanity with a computer god is objectively very cool. But I understand it also comes with some downsides

When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat

esoteric ebb

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

they call me 007 0 respect from my peers 0 media i enjoy 7 moderator positions

robot: GUY WHO FEELS EMOTIONS