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Fifteen years ago I felt pretty embarrassed pronouncing a word wrong, but now I’m just boasting like “oh yeah I guess I only know that one from READING it in a BOOK”

This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required. www.404media.co/flock-expose...

My dad walked out of Home Alone. We met him in the lobby after it ended and, on the walk to the car and the whole ride home, he was muttering and sputtering about “destruction of property”, which remains a family meme 35 years later. He was a real one.

Part up every spiceday with a plainback ride horse open beans beans beans beans

it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...

Feeling pretty secure in deleting all those @repchrispappas.bsky.social fundraising emails Hey @baldwin.senate.gov & @schiff.senate.gov & @govpritzker.illinois.gov why are you supporting this guy??

there is no app that will tell your boss “you’re getting this much work out of me and not a minute more”. the only thing that does that is a union.

all the wives of these fascist freaks are every bit as bad as they are and i have no idea why some folks give them the benefit of the doubt

#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died. So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!

New England Wildlife Center has been part of my monthly giving for almost 10 years; they do such great work for a population of animals that no other org in the area can help

a “Space Force”, if you will

Remember to never post something from your own lived experience, even if that’s clear and you don’t generalize. You must account for infinite other situations in <300 characters or remain silent. Being facetious, dry, droll, or anything else less serious than death is punishable by scolding.

You would normally have to break my arm to get me on the phone before coffee, but I called both @markey.senate.gov and @warren.senate.gov this morning, because I could not concentrate on anything else until getting it on record that either Schumer goes, or they do.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

And much like then, I don’t get how this isn’t fraud

What really bugs me about these guys - not just the ones at the top, but the local ones and their local voters, the $80k truck and monochrome flag T-shirt set - they deign to lecture me about how I should live my life and how my family should operate, and they're all on the edge of ruin at all times

Good morning to all my fellow parents whose dumb toddlers don’t understand daylight savings time

147 ground miles in just under six days. Fedex originally estimated I'd receive this package on Sunday the 19th. In Boston.

Every single rationalisation for contributing to X, volunteering time and effort help prop up not just Elon Musk's ad revenues but his overarching white supremacist colonial project, is shallow and nonsensical Yes [insert group] is still on there. That is bad, and you should fight that, not succumb

My husband has been in the same huge group chat since he started texting on a T9, with the same guys he's known since middle school, and the only thing that could embarrass them about it going public is possibly how goddamn goofy they all are? possibly related: husband is not a dirtbag

My man looking like he gonna open the airlock on the space station to let the Daleks in.

buddy people on bluesky from communists who hate the democrats to actual partisan dems are not here to demand you be a democrat mouthpiece, we just want your paper to stop being an amoral wasteland pretending that it isn't, run by and full of amoral creeps like you pretending that you're not

I've blocked all AI features from Zoom at work, but since this garbage only started once Zoom forced AI into everything, I assume it's AI. Anyway, I don't know how you claim AI is transcription magic when it can't even deal with coughing, throat clearing, and verbal pauses.

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

Glad to see chad @cpsc.gov doing their job without some bitch-ass "blame democrats" sign up

Furious about busting my ass on the stairs last night, but (and I feel SO guilty about this) somewhat relieved to be freed of the anxiety about taking my tot to a protest I’ve been extremely sick, injured, or just down for the count parenting a baby for every protest I’ve wanted to hit since 2018

This is for men “Hard to pocket” = it’s going to end up in his wife’s purse “Fatigues your hand” = he’s just going to ask her to use her phone look up stuff, put things in the calendar, and call his fucking mother

Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...

Outstanding cover image choice for the AI results on this search, just A+ future shit here on Al Gore’s internet

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

[extremely thousand-yard stare voice]: If you’re taking your little kid to mini golf for the first time, prepare them for not getting to keep the golf ball. Punk had three (3) meltdowns over this: immediately after the ball disappearing on the 18th hole, on the ride home, and then again at home.

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

The “hayride” at the corn maze we decided not to do today