Jesse O’Connell

nefarious forces are exploiting pat mcafee's only weakness: lots of normal people seeing how he acts and what he is like

A reminder, because it is almost that time of year: More children are killed by cars on Halloween than any other day of the year, by far. www.vox.com/future-perfe... If you're a parent, I hope you'll do what you can to keep kids safe. If you're driving on Saturday, PLEASE exercise extra caution.

It is a sad time in our household, as Frank Gagliano passed yesterday. We love him and will miss him dearly. Here’s an obit I wrote for Runner’s World www.runnersworld.com/news/a742478...

Oh you have airline status that gives you upgrades and access to a lounge? Well I just made the Habanero tier in the District Taco rewards program. Checkmate, LOSER.

In a move widely described as "completely on brand," the City of Alexandria's Office of Elections and Voter Registration is releasing Limited Edition Halloween-Themed I Voted stickers ™️, available all week for early voters! Go to alexandriava.gov/Elections to see where you can get one today!

RIP Frank “Gags” Gagliano (1937–2026) 🕊️ A Bronx QB who never ran track, Gags became one of the most influential coaches in American distance running. The sport has lost a legend. My thoughts are with so many who knew his voice, trusted his guidance and felt his care. citiusmag.com/articles/fra...

Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/

Trump has made more stock trades in his second term than all 535 members of Congress combined.

Turns out it’s a blast the original cast recording of Rent while working kind of Friday morning.

It's like every day there is a headline "Techbro Creates Terrifying New Product that No-One Asked For, Valued at $1.2B"

you're just going about your day and you now get to read stuff like "Trump says Sundar Pichai talked him out of renaming the Atlantic Ocean" and you just have to nod and move on with your day. “Oceans are different, sir.” lmao www.theverge.com/policy/10167...

Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"

Another astonishing victory in the ongoing War Against Metaphor. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Federal authorities on Thursday charged Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas in a sprawling public corruption case that includes fraud and racketeering accusations involving a cannabis business she co-owns.

Stringer Bell absolutely fucking wept

LMAO "The Washington Post is offering snapshots of voters across the country who cite affordability as a top concern." Profession: Campaign worker. Rent: $0.

East Potomac costs $42 to play and hosts thousands of people each year. A lot of the players are beginners. A lot of them don't have that much money. A lot of them are black. This is the course Donald Trump has decided shouldn't exist, and in the past, he's been fairly explicit about why not

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

#1 seed 103 wins vs #1 seed 98 wins with a fanbase guaranteed their first ring ever baseball is, indeed, the best.

Oh hey look it’s the worst place on the internet this morning:

This design appears to completely eliminate the much-beloved loop road and public park at Hains Point, and cut down the cherry trees which line the road. The park is a public space used by tens of thousands of Washingtonians and heavily visited by tourists. /photos not my own.

A challenging week for Phil Parkinson ended with a much needed victory for Wrexham. After an afternoon when the fans showed their support for the #WxmAFC manager, he's adamant a corner has been turned. "I'm confident we'll make this a good season." ⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/769...

The sky to the north and west looks, uh, rather troublesome.

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

Welcome to our new Superintendent, Dr. Jharrett Bryantt! We look forward to welcoming you to our community. Learn more: www.acpsschoolboard.com/post/our-new...

If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

This one weird trick* will make your kids instantly and immediately leave you alone. *refusing to stop singing songs from Disney’s the Little Mermaid

Wynn's Law remains undefeated.

Firepit season has commenced.

The former Fox News host who is the president’s son’s former fiancée and current US ambassador to Greece asked for a $100k bribe from a discredited Kentucky lawyer and pizza restaurant mogul who wanted to get his song lyrics in front of Kid Rock

Is he wearing tactical Skechers?

I thought Ellis straight up poached a goal from Freeman at first, but replay makes it look like it would have gone wide - great job by Ellis.

Ref pull out some yellows and needs to get this US/Canada friendly under control before someone throws a punch.

Lanterns finale. Boy, I don’t know.

What a perfectly weighted pass from Martinez to Luvanga. Gorgeous.

Could do without another "The Man in the High Castle" reboot if I'm being honest

✅ Tacos ✅ Guac ✅ Margaritas ✅ Supporting the ALX bike buses that make your Fridays shimmer See you November 9!

I would have gone taller.

If this rain thinks it’s going to stop me from buying a candle and a tea towel it’s going to be sorely disappointed.