Olivier Chassé St-Laurent

If you really want to piss off buddhists, tell them to get a life.

If you had a time machine and brought soviet delegates to the great american state fair the ussr would still exist today

In retrospect, there probably should have been a NATO article about throwing out a member when they're just an annoying whiny little shit.

A new era of government censorship has begun. It started with the silencing of scientific speech, when the admin blocked release of research on bird flu. But MAGA has also cracked down on other wrongthink—on race, geography (!), and of course Trump himself www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

No, seriously, do yourselves a favour and read this, it's like discovering the great gatsby for the first time just with more, you know, hitler and bodily fluids

Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead

Why is it called "vibe coding"? We already had a term for it. It's called programming by coincidence.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

you guys don't know what I would give to have a meeting that has a goddamned agenda

“Orbital laser”

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

A father and son get in a car crash and are rushed to the hospital. The father dies. The boy is taken to the operating room and the surgeon says, “I can’t operate on this boy, because he’s my son.” That man's name? Connor MacLeod.

CUT MY LIST IN TWO PIECES THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT

"Listen, I’m a designer, not an office rat. I create spaces that aren’t functional for the people using them, but that look cool to me. I like cold concrete, tall plants, and a couple of hard couches where you can have public mental breakdowns."

Trump trade negotiations are like

I am starting to understand why MAGA supporters are so anxious and fearful all the time. If you believe that it is okay to deport a child undergoing treatment for cancer, the fact that you utterly lack any shred of human decency means you really can be replaced by AI. www.aclu.org/press-releas...

The Roads Both Taken xkcd.com/3076

Dead people telling the President to pursue a trade war with an uninhabited island is real George III territory

We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff

My cat hates other cats and will sometimes yell so hard at them he throws up. Still not sure it's dumber than this. www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

We'll be hearing from the Prime Minister of the Heard and McDonald Islands shortly on their tariff retaliation plan

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

I agree that tariffs are a tax on Americans. But please explain to me why the Canadian government is imposing a tax on Canadians to retaliate. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

How we’re being asked to live now is objectively insane

It's scary how good AI is getting.

American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg. theatln.tc/IuULQFiY

NEW! Sworn declarations filed last night confirm the Trump admin sent INNOCENT people to rot in prison El Salvador, including a professional soccer player jailed and tortured by the Maduro regime, who entered this country LEGALLY to seek asylum, and who has NO CRIMINAL RECORD in either country.

the Anschluss will make the Reich more moderate, when you consider the demographics

Nietzsche deserves better than to be appropriated by pathetic losers like Elon

What I'd love to see is for Canada to do nothing about the tariffs. If the US want to shoot themselves in the foot, that's their business. Barring that, I think a retaliatory 25% *export* tariff to the US. would be the best move. If Americans are going to pay more tax, pay it to Canada instead.

Here are the final stats for 2024 and what a year it's been for stats fans! - Incredible comeback by Horses (excluding 1998-2001) 🏆 - Disappointment for fans of coastal erosion 💔 - 11th place finishes in 5th place 🤯 - Number 74 up to Jth ⬆️ - The elderly lady emoji takes a spot in the top 9b 👵

I just completed all 25 days of Advent of Code 2024! #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com Day 21 (Keypad Conundrum) was especially challenging this year. Thank you so much @was.tl for all the effort you put in every year. Happy 10th anniversary!

My ideas for more realistic and relatable Hallmark Christmas movies

A curious phenomenon of getting a new cat is that the more cat related stuff I buy, the more the algorithms push ads and suggestions for women related stuff (shirts, etc.).

This was my tenth(!) year building 25 days of puzzles for #AdventOfCode. You can solve them all for free! Most people write code to solve them, but you can solve them however you like. I hope they help people become better programmers. 🌟 The first puzzle comes out in two hours: adventofcode.com

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.