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i must not watch short form video content. short form video content is the mind killer. short form video content is the little death that brings total obliteration.

Call me a raving radical but I literally do not care whether your imperialist massacre of children is “constitutional” or not.

We go together like ribs and BBQ sauce.

It’d be cool if progressives didn’t point to fat people like “We can all agree this is a public policy failure…”

It’s me I’m gym bitches

My blob, please, he's very sick

posting online is the closest thing I now experience to a cigarette break

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

"something's different, i can feel them" - neo waking up after a breast aug

(throwing the giant frankenstein switch on the thinking machine I’ve invented and settling down in front of the humming console that allows me to speak directly to the golden mean of humanity’s great, unfiltered Id) wilma flintstone big boobs

researchers: this condition is underdiagnosed advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now patients: wow we finally know what's up tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.

men won't even go if you call it turbo therapy

Turns out the #sheshed wasn’t up to building code and I am now trapped under the crossbeams after trying to hang my sex swing

Oh goody The Great and Wonderful Mouse has chained the Pixar animators to their desks for another sequel. Guys another sequel are you so excited for a sequel we’re getting more Toy Story just like we wanted and asked for more sequels make more of the same thing it will sell tickets more sequels more

letting everyone at the party know that im reading well above my grade level

The C in CEO stands for CEOs Never Cum

How do I get off political cartoon Bluesky I don’t want to be here

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot

fursona sheet coming along great

Watching a washed up celebrity in a desperate bid for relevance is like having a little sweet treat

My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.

Behold the billionaire sword fight we’re all going to pay for with our taxes

do you ever get tired of being the creature

Thinking of having some hotel sex

The MAHA movement makes perfect sense if you assume that RFK is a fan of the X-Men and took all the wrong messages from it

Before you straight people start forgetting your place, it's YOUR fault being gay is expensive!

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I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality