Bogey

my heart races every time i see her (terrified)

Even though I forgot to make it about me, I'm still offended because why should I ignore that opportunity

Fun size candy, because nothing says joy quite like meager rations

Thoughts turned dark overnight, but that’s what lamps and sunlight are for.

it’s only expensive if you can’t afford to steal it

cybersecurity around here is a guy named rusty

one step forward, several carbon footprints back

You can't blame the framers of the Constitution for our current problems. They inherited a huge mess from Joe Biden.

Fuck all these celebrity ghouls running ads for big gambling

too little, too late is a great time-saver

you're telling me vibes coded this website?

it's not "roughing the passer" if both parties consent

What will I be confused about next?

Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore

Be kind. Everybody’s here getting attention the best way they know how.

If the founders of this great nation were here right now, they'd still be dead.

Hello out there in TV land.

Me and the other 3 active accounts on this website think you're hilarious

Not all that jazzies is Jeff

I finally understood the phrase, “rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic,” when I tried to make a plan to fix my life.

smarties are just antacids for kids

so many revelations and we're not even at church