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Calvin wouldn't last 5 minutes in The Far Side

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

Timeless wisdom.

sucks how many restaurants on king street have the shitty AI flyers up now. please just use a sharpie and a sheet of paper and write "buy sand witch here" instead. the "im a small business owner i dont have resources for a designer" is horseshit, you're just lazy and you despise your community

Hits a little too close to Homer. @theonion.com

putting my laundry in the drier first to get that nice sear

No time to post now. I'm on the move

⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️

Real talk. They don't care if he tears this place down to the studs, as long as he hunts brown people, demonizes queer people, and erases Black people.

thanks to months of intense therapy i am now at peace with cowboy butts

The project on the left is completely through environmental review and is approved to move into construction and the project on the right needs more environmental analysis, everything is working great.

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

The most powerful man in the US is openly calling for the death of his opponents and people born outside of the country and the media/business/political establishment has nothing to say. Crickets?

Sorry if i'm a little cranky over the next few days. I'm going a week without rock and roll to prove to my wife that I don't "need" rock and roll

Sun-drunk Seattleite Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ to Stranger: tinyurl.com/3z3b6au2

Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect

FROM THE VAULT: "Worlds Apart" (from 2022)

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

One reason consumers may be on the cranky side is not just high gas prices, but the fact that we are truly living in a gilded age--the labor share of GDP reached an all-time low in Q1, stronger productivity is not being shared b/w labor & capital, yet another contrast to the late 90s boom

My spirit animal

STOP SHOPPING - dashare.zone ADMIN

Priceless post from the official White House social media

I do not listen to any streamers because streamers are dumb

I'm afraid a bee might come out this summer

I didn't mind that Ferris bueller skipped school because i enjoyed the character

This is not “norm-breaking”. Marriner Eccles did the same thing.

Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today

New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !

(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar

If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture

You know the beings who come at night when you’re asleep? What if they came at day 😂

flushing a lit cigar down the toilet as a gift to the boys down at the sewage plant