pain

Me: "Piloting a spider tank probably feels good as fuck" Ghost in the Shell PS1:

to me the existential threat posed by AI slop games is less "AI slop games will steal our sales" and more "the onslaught of AI slop and the exhaustion over having to second guess every new game will make people mentally check out from supporting new games at all and retreat to their backlogs"

[metroid] a wish she wrote about when she was a kid

dubbed this one forever ago, forgot to repost it

Netflix has 16,000 employees. If they kept half of that profit and paid the rest out equally to everyone, they could give each worker a $426,000 bonus this year and still pocket $6,825,000,000. Instead they fired 1000 people.

which is your favorite MCU Spider-Man movie -Tony Stark Is The Coolest And I'll Never Be Him -Tony Stark Was The Coolest And I'll Never Be Him -Man Those Other Spider-Man Franchises Sure Were Good, Huh -Ignoring Burnout Will Make Your Shadow Self Eat You Alive -R

Nothing Doing no. 67

ending things with my on-again-off-again lover bugs bunny (as portrayed in the classic looney tunes and merrie melodies series of animated shorts) to settle into a comfortable, secure life with my partner bugs bunny (as portrayed in early 2010s animated sitcom “the looney tunes show”)

Deadlock major patch tomorrow…

Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"

For those you don't know how this works, when a video gets copyright claimed, 100% of its revenue starts going to the claimant. The only way for a claim to be automatically removed is to trim out the claimed clip, obviously bad if the clip has original narration over it. Songs have to be muted. -R

Anyone ever read The Feeling of Power by Isaac Asimov

Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.

[ssb] my retro yuri

You know what they say

i'm not like my friends

koizumi was questioned after the direct about ravenous and why the team is pushing this new ability for samus and he just earnestly chuckled and went "Girls will do this." and never elaborated further

"... And She Was Ravenous" (1/3) A short comic I doodled up for the day😎 #metroid #halo #art

next metroid game should be Samus getting to relax in her apartment with the animals she rescued, nintendogs-style. give this woman a fucking break

Susan Taxpayer demo TOMORROW

everybody is out here like ohh samus is eating people that’s soo hot eat me samus blablabla. so crass. were i to meet samus i would teach her about the humble apple

[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks

this is very rude to cosplayers. I ask you to think of their suffering when you make designs like this

I am not joking when I say this is one of the few movies in recent memory that addresses exploitation of the working class in an immediate and visceral way. This is the problem of our times. OpenAcme. Acmethropic. Making their living off the pain of 'the resilient.'

you get used to people assuming your work is autobiographical, but i find it strange that it is a lot of readers default assumption as opposed to, say, imagining i am not only a pervert, but a pervert with an imagination*. *a writer

I like looking at TV tropes after a movie for fun trivia and my gf was like "haha my TV tropes girlfriend" and I turned to her was like "you have a tv tropes tab open right fucking now" and she looked horrified and turned her laptop to me. And it was the TV tropes page for the movie we just watched

MULDER WHAT THE FUCK MAN

You know how this is gonna end #Jawlene

in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Friendly Reminder: 3DS, Vita and Switch all use a type of flash memory that needs an electrical charge every decade or so to keep the game data from corrupting. TLDR: Boot up all your games and make a save on them to help preserve them into the future!

The fantasy of Ace Combat is becoming something greater than human — faster, stronger, more beautiful and terrible. This journey has consumed me. Have you ever known that you are a triumph? youtu.be/5Cr0p0SmDxU

An army unit is offering some soldiers a 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as an incentive to reenlist for a minimum of two years. Twenty soldiers at Fort Stewart in Georgia in the Army's 9th Brigade Engineering Battalion have already chosen this incentive. www.cbsnews.com/news/grand-t...