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but i’m a crepe i’m a weird dough what the challah am i doing here i don’t boulanger

I got this shirt at the gap. Between the dumpster and the restaurant.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

Friday

Happy Monday everyone. What happens when you stop petting 😊

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Dentists love to make your gums bleed then be like "look what you did"

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

We only rate dogs. This appears to be a kangaroo stuck in your trunk. Please release him he doesn't belong there. And only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: saussagedawggg)

If I get murdered in some kind of weird way, and netflix makes a documentary about it using my social media I'm gonna be so humiliated!

To the "I didn't vote for this" folks. You voted for a convicted felon. A twice-impeached president. A man found liable for sexual abuse, who tried to overthrow an election. And now gas prices are surging, we're at war, and soldiers are coming home in coffins. This is what you voted for. All of it.

The man has a MAJOR personality disorder, not to mention he is dumb as FUCK, and we put him in charge? Shame on us!

Goddammit I love her

If we’re fortunate enough to have one final chance to vote in a legitimate election in Nov., we cannot elect Congressmen and Senators from the Merrick Garland School of Cowardice and Silent Sedition. We MUST elect champions of democracy who will fight to save America from fascism.

go off jack white

I'm sure it'll turn out just great

ugh why is everybody calling my masked armed death squads who kidnap kindergartners the gestapo

Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."

Gosh, what is in those Epstein files that Trump had to kidnap a foreign president and publicly plot to invade Greenland just to distract the American public?

Found a better recipe, sorry about that. I suggest using all butter instead of half butter and half shortening, but you do you. #recipe www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tris...

Our president is crazy. Among other things.

Just got yelled at because my dog sniffed a neighbor's tree. He told us we can't walk on his sidewalk any more. I can't help that my dog is a squirrel hunter. He was born that way.

Yessss

I'm old enough to remember when you could only buy Chick-fil-A from inside of a mall

#caturday #kittycuddles

#caturday

Happy fourseasonstotallandscapingday!!

Thank you California! From a blue dot Texan ❤️

The word is a vampire.

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

I agree with people the most when I want them to stop talking.

I'm sorry... Why does the white house need a ballroom?

Hot dog, I love this 😂

Double checking there were no violent insurrections, beating up of cops, pro-Nazi shirts, and smearing of shit in state Capitols today across the country during the massive NO KINGS protests, right? Because that's what Trump supporters did on January 6th to overthrow a free and fair election.

I hate how I can't tell if someone is typing Al or AI.

Cancer: You will be the worst possible version of yourself today, but no one will notice the difference.

The two parties are NOT the same. Sick of hearing that. Dems would never do this. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Portland is not war ravaged. Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”. Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid. People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare. ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces. This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.

Gonna go make my dog commit a felony so he doesn't get raptured