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me, reading the headline: well, he’s a public figure and actual malice is a hard standard to reach me, reading the article: ohhhhhhh

also

Shoutout to the Wikipedia page for Woody Woodpecker: Escape from Buzz Buzzard Park, which was evidently written by a person who has only ever played one video game in their life (Woody Woodpecker: Escape from Buzz Buzzard Park).

BUBBLE GHOST OPERA HOUSE 1990 (Captured on Game Boy Pocket)

Coming Summer 2027: Only 2 people can save ALL the animals… Elvira teams up with John Wick in…. ELVIRAWICK!!!! “Happy hunting , Mr. Wick…” #toyphotography #actionfigures #Elvira #JohnWick #dogsky #dogs

Mariana Trench Once Again Named Worst Place To Raise Child https://theonion.com/mariana-trench-once-again-named-worst-place-to-raise-ch-1819575833/

Nobody Knows What Third Light Switch Does

the humans, screenshot, genesis (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/6733/th...

you can eat everything

From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...

*maniacal laughter*

the ADL is more mad about Zohran calling a neighborhood Eastern European than Elon giving a Nazi salute Zohran derangement syndrome is real

Experts Recommend Families Have Plan For Ditching Weakest Member In Case Of Disaster https://theonion.com/experts-recommend-families-have-plan-for-ditching-weake-1838489011/

THE GOONIES II KONAMI 1987 NES

KICK MASTER KID CO. 1992 NES

Bluesky has four kinds of users

#Expression #pixel_dailies #pixelart #1bit @pixeldailies.bsky.social

New leaked audio: Flock’s CEO tells a private conference of police chiefs he believes the opposition to his company isn’t real, full of paid protesters/bots. Says company is at “the bottom” but is waiting out criticism www.404media.co/in-leaked-au...

On the 30th anniversary of "Endtroducing....", @agspinelli.bsky.social spoke w/ DJ Shadow about creating his instrumental hip-hop masterpiece, forming the SoleSides crew, sample clearance, the influence of DJ Premier & Prince Paul, David Axelrod, Twin Peaks & more. www.powmag.net/p/dj-shadow-...

Concept artwork for a "Walk 'Em Sock 'Em Knuckles" toy for a cancelled 'Sonic Adventure' promotion at Burger King.

Every single one of these is a draft title for a fake 30 Rock show that the writers eventually decided was too dumb

It's the time of the year for a scary bat. Bodleian Library Exeter College MS 47; The Psalter of Humphrey de Bohun; 1360–1400 CE; England; f.21v @bodleian.ox.ac.uk

That's the root of fascism, to be perfectly frank. If you can look at a person and due to disability, or appearance, or weight, or the thought of them having sex makes you go EWWWWW, you are dancing right up next to "that is an incorrect human".

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

Mark Zuckerberg is straight up way more evil than Elizabeth Holmes but because he’s got a lot of money the tech press has to go to his little events and pretend his ideas are valid instead of being like “what’s up with that dumbass shirt?” and “don’t you regularly influence elections/genocides?”

pretty clear evidence that republicans in the US losing any election going forward are going to always beg for a coup if they lose. lots of people will have to go to jail

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

I’m guessing there’s a nonzero amount of vibe coding in this site’s ui given how janky it’s been lately

You deserve AI-generated content that rises to our high standards.

RUN! HERE COMES UNI!

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Well this is eleventy-million kinds of Fucked Up. @latimes.com (who once contracted with me as a freelance reviewer and whom I struggled to get paid by) asserts that *merely reading its website* constitutes a permanent waiver of your right to sue it under *any circumstances*.

never, ever, ever, ever, ever stop believing that human beings want to be free

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

The #Nazgul chase Frodo and the Ring! ebay.io/m/j27J5E

📽️ #OTD in 1928, THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC premiered in France. For this #PublicDomain Spotlight, revisit Carl Theodor Dreyer’s silent masterpiece, featuring Renée Falconetti in one of cinema’s most celebrated performances. Watch it at the Internet Archive: archive.org/details/the-...

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