ProfOfExistentialDoom

There reason for this guy to be the richest man in the world. None of his companies are that big. Even together. One wonders what we’ll see when next the tide goes out

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

My man looks like George W possessed by the ghost of Hermann Göring

This isn’t funny anymore. It was never funny, but this is just so trite, so dumb. Just make it stop

Jeez, that is torture

If you think Natalie Harp's love letters to Trump are cringe, you should see what Donald writes to me.

Back in April, there were reports from the same ship of meager, unappetizing meals. They were already calling Hegseth “dumb McNamara”. If he’s not careful, he’ll earn comparisons to Buchanan's Sec of War, John Floyd

And w/ a Chinese Taiwan invasion in the offing in 2027 or so, the chaos is just getting started

Robert Caro says that power doesn't corrupt, it *reveals*. AI's still-hypothetical power already reveals which jobs decision makers don't respect or value, don't believe are worth human effort or time, and don't believe require actual human judgement. Today's example: teachers.

Looks like reality out did you yet again @theneedling.com @theonion.com

These are beginning to annoy me.

Google had perfected something to the point that its brand name became a common verb and then they decided, wait, let's fuck that up completely.

The only reason to build this monstrosity is to dynamited it on or before January 20th, 2029. Preferably by someone 12 or under cause that’d be adorable

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With this crew, I’d be more surprised if he weren’t marrying someone connected to Epstein TBH

Selina Wang of NBC was filming while gunshots went off outside the White House.

You know who else had a sweetheart deal with the tax authorities? Yup, Hitler youtu.be/y9mbSBkubzg

The best remake of The Odyssey is Suzanne Vega's Calypso, I will be taking no questions because y'all know I'm right

This review hates its subject almost as much as said subject hates its driver, hates its very existence, and you youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI

Exactly one year ago today:

Honestly, some dynamite and you’d have the perfect DJT memorial

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Each failed impeachment makes the next harder. So keeping their powder is prudent. Still, with each R Senator’s primary in the past, a window of vulnerability slowly opens. And the Epstein scandal continues its slow, inexorable burn 🔥〰️〰️〰️🧨

Welp. That’s over with. For the moment, at least www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Iran’s not such a pushover, is it

Cold take: Russiagate was real and extremely bad. The president only escaped prosecution because of the American political class‘s obsession with not prosecuting people in power

I just keep coming back around to, "there is a reason that no previous president did this foolish thing and it was not because they were weak, woke cowards, but because they could read a cost-benefit analysis."

Introducing the SHUT UP Act, a bill that reduces harmful noise exposure and eliminates vehicle nuisances by making it a misdemanor to: – modify your vehicle exhaust – “roll coal" – obstruct or cover your license plate – excessively tint your windows – use aftermarket LED headlights 1/6

Oh boy. So presidents as varied as both Bushes, Obama, 1st term T***p, AND Biden have all passed on this? That’s a bad sign. A very bad sign

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

When a company in an industry built on hype tells you that a use case is a bad idea—and actually dangerous—that means it’s a *catastrophically* bad idea.

My friend @stevesack.bsky.social sent me a pre-release copy of Trump’s SOTU speech

Recently I’ve been wondering how long it would be before an AI agent would nuke something big and expensive. Must admit wouldn’t have guessed -2 months

lol guess who met some commoners today.

Americans bewildered as release of Epstein Files leads to resignations and criminal investigations in democracies around the world.

Elon Musk: *fash bullshit* Norman Rockwell:

This is a sick burn! But at the risk of extreme pedantry, an oligarchy of pedophiles seems more accurate

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

It will be a long line of perps in that walk. Royalty. Billionaires. Tech bros. Restaurateurs. Sheikhs. Dignitaries. Electeds. Nepo babies. Celebrities. Directors. Elites. Men. So many filthy rich men. It's like we can clearly see the source of our oppression and suffering in this society.

The post-Me Too era has really taught me that the underlying issue with the persistence of sexual violence isn’t exactly women’s credibility, as the “believe women” slogan suggested, but rather with rape’s moral status. It’s not that people think it doesn’t happen. They think it doesn’t matter.