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When I was a child I subconsciously put my self on equal ground with celebrities by telling myself that I made up for my not-being-a-gorgeous-celebrity by being a human being, who has to use his brain for stuff, but y’all Cameron Diaz is a fucking doctor

Ok fine! If you insist, I’ll take one day off each year to celebrate the time some racist got assassinated

Where should “Double jointed” go on my resume?

You either die a hero or live long enough to become an AI shill

All this shit. All the evidence that humanity is falling into the sun and now I hear that Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are dating. Kill Me Now!

This is, to me, the defining dyamic of everything the last six months. Any game theory notion of deterrence or the shoe being on the other foot ever is entirely gone. Either 1) They don't think they'll ever lose power again or 2) they're confident Democrats won't ever do the same things back to them

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There was a long while where I would hear that some disgusting sounding thing was a delicacy and go “huh, guess I’m just unenlightened”. Turns out rich people just get up to some nasty shit

When people can no longer afford houses in neighborhoods they want to red line they're force to start red lining their faces

It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."

the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it

We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off. This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive". We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.

the average voter is chomping at the bit to vote for such a well loved political movement

When two assholes begin posturing like they’re going to fight to the death, the only thing I’m rooting for is the fight

mr garglechev, tear down deez nuts lmaooooo 😂

the onion predicting the future yet again

masterful gambit, sir. reminding everyone that you have a kid named after an amazon dot com vacuum cleaner and saying that you told him to punch you in the face definitely will not make them think you're on tons of drugs

Yesterday, I saw Musk's biographer Walter Isaacson wheeled out for a TV interview under the chyron "Musk: Back to Business" and it really feels like the media is entirely happy to go along with a concerted PR effort to increase Musk's finances by downplaying what he did to your government.

Oh my GOD the research, the writing, that’s where the thinking IS, y’all. The book I am finishing now is very different than what I set out to write at any number of stages. Because of people, & time, & thought.

A weird creature that busted in through the window would absolutely sell Master Shake some Discord Orbs

"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now

A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

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you, mr hitler, will be hearing from my trade union. *my comrade whispers something in my ear before getting hauled off by the gestapo * HE DID WHAT????

first they came for the socialists, and i- i just realized that's me. oh god.

if you think zoomers have stupid outfits, wait till you see gen alpha; they wear diapers! ✨ AI Overview We must dismantle the FDA and restore Americans’ God-given right to drink quarry water.

Wild that the teens, portrayed so cartoonishly in movies, ranting about our government being full of fascists, were just completely right. Most of the people enacting these policies and writing these bills have been in government for years. They were just biding their time.

1:45 into The Wind Up Bird Chronicles audiobook. So far, so good!

LGBT stands for Ladies, Grunglers, Bi's and Thems

I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be: We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.

“Never before in American history have foreign governments, as well as people and corporations under investigation, so overtly and directly funneled vast sums to the president of the United States and his family. This is far more than is captured by the term ‘conflict of interest.’"

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person