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Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

If I catch a ban for this let it be forever known that aaron from bsky is a pussy

Hi if you like this, they are crafted by my friend @ccchisatou.bsky.social and this is her shop: ko-fi.com/ccchisatou And her linktree: linktr.ee/ccchisatou :3

it was originally called Metroid Oh Shit Oh Fuck One of Those Robots are After Me but they shortened that to Dread

“Monday, July 3” gotta be the fakest workday in American history

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck the Supreme Court!

Finished these lovely earrings tonight. Will more then likely list them on Kofi when i'm not super tired. Have a good night BlueSky!

BlueSky and Flower Fans cut and ready to be folded. Gonna do a "Origami Fans Only" Stream on Twitch in June! Exclusive BlueSky coupon for June/July coming soon!

You are clever, you are resourceful - you're going to go out there and solve that bug

Weekends are so short that I miss the weekend while it’s still the weekend

didn’t realize he was being tried in anime court

Someone just referred to Twitter as $8chan and I cannot top that.

Bluesky: We have a new social network Me: Will there be politics? Bluesky: No, but plenty of tits and ass Me: So... tasteful nudes? Bluesky: We have Gandalf with big naturals Me: Bluesky: ALF dick

We've been saying "See you later, Alligator" for decades, when "Sayonara, Capybara" was right there.

I call it the Bluesky lifecycle

let's be honest we're just draining out our braincells to shitpost here before zelda totk drops then this place will be silent as a graveyard

BlueSky UserBase:

can everybody stop being so hot for a second it's very distracting

@aliafonzy.bsky.social Why is this us for Yggdrasil 😅

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Nazi scum have no place in any society and don't deserve to be heard. Full stop! The marketplace of ideas is fine when we're debating taxes or zoning - but when you're "debating" someone advocating for genocide? No way! It's not controversial to get rid of Nazis.

"just drop it in that big mountain over there ok gwahir" "no problem gandarth lol" "lol"

You guys can just ban Nazis and transphobes it’s fine we’re all good with it

@aliafonzy.bsky.social You already know

someone asked if bluesky was so small that everyone knows each other and this was my response

"So what did you do today?"

Anyone else remember how they used to instill fear about the Bermuda Triangle to us as kids? Then it turns out that we've been bamboozled and deceived!

Credits to @snaredwolf.bsky.social collab w/ me in Gatekeeping Cartoon Girl Merch! LMAO Please note emailed Teespring for more sizing variety/coloring as I go. Shout out to my haters inspiring me. & yes, I made HELLTHREAD as promo code. LINK TO STORE: https://avetas-boutique.creator-spring.com/

Netflix got 1 more price raise before I dust off that VCR

I can't stop laughing at this.

We do! You can now call your hospital and ask for an **itemized** medical bill. Many people report seeing their bills drop after doing this. About half of all medical bills are estimated to have errors, and those errors often make things more expensive for patients - not less.

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Good Morning all of you beautiful people! Here is a BlueSky Special! My shop's Ko-fi discount link https://ko-fi.com/ccchisatou/link/BSKYSOCIAL

okay hell-thread enjoyers, we're disabling the fix to THIS THREAD ONLY welcome to the blessed hellthread

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm proud to stand with the WGA as they strike to demand writers get paid fairly for their contributions to the entertainment industry. Unions organize workers to team up (like me, Knuckles, and Tails!) to make sure their rights are protected! Now that's cool!

Goodbye tweety bird app 👋🏼 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAd_ZRgJTeA

Happy Stars Wars Day!

Seriously though...this is not the vibe

Star Wars summed up into a song: https://youtu.be/PXeQKEuRhZk

The whole skyline loves ALF, a lovely alien that eats cats!*5 seconds later*We regret to inform you

you better be careful not to crosspost on twitter