ramarw.bsky.social

‘the democrats not going I’M GLAD HE’S IN HELL shows they are feckless cowards’ and ‘how dare @piss_jumper tweet this’ are both expressions of the same fundamentally unserious sentiment, one that holds that the primary purpose of politics is producing acceptable content for you

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.

the rest of the world deferred to us not because they needed to but because it was easy, all to great benefit of us, and we destroyed that to get out of having to watch one hour diversity training videos once a year

How many votes would there be on SCOTUS to uphold the Mutant Control Act today? Five? Six?

My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.

Weird fight to fight when white supremacy is being imposed on America by fascists from Queens and Santa Monica.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

The journalistic instincts of Joe Paterno and Lance Armstrong’s bestie remain intact.

Oh my bad I guess it can do the same things as human doctors

They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

I think it is maybe abstractly true that it is unhealthy for you to hate people who hate you, but I do not think it is especially reasonable to expect actual human beings to act that way

if i had a nickel for every time a Florida official who helped sweep the Epstein case under the rug ended up in Trump's cabinet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Okay, so back on Coruscant, Mon Mothma creates a fake charity while her husband and daughter are pissed at each other. Are you writing this down?

the government won't tell you this but germ theory is real

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." Beverly Crusher:

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Great day for realizing all the early 20th century anarchist assassins would have had the most insufferable and impenetrable social media feeds you've ever seen.