Ritchy Ingpiece

That would indeed be A. Fine statement

Bro put the Flock camera in the goon cave

I worked in a Global Video (Scottish-based Blockbuster). We were allowed to take one VHS home per shift, DVDs were forbidden. My boss was a cinema savant who used to be a projectionist at Pinewood, biggest film nerd I ever met and he was earning a pittance as a branch manager.

NOT the main issue but I will be outraged forever that they've sullied the B&L Wayfarer archetype. My personal favourite frame shape was already tainted by modern 'Ray-Ban' and now my vintage pairs are objectively devalued.

Incredible to think that the landmark that was for decades the premier rhyming slang for the act of masturbation is under threat from neoliberal austerity politics.

Catching the live broadcast of these (and chatting in character as a hog) really brings a different dimension to the whole experience. Highly recommended.

Phenomenal standup show, personally I love that he worked in his long-gestating Jeremy Vine impression.

Did 'Yum! Brands, Inc.' buy Bluesky when I wasn't looking (I'm almost never looking)? Seems unlikely because only Taco Bell is being shilled, not much love for KFC, Pizza Hut, Habit Burger & Grill(?) or the 5 other little brands they still have.

Losing it at the people in the comments who think this is a real image of EBH holding Heimskringla. They're on about hand oils and his shirt says "11.91 2828", they think he's casually reading 16th century Danish in a hydration break

Harry Kane's RFK Jr impression has come on leaps and bounds

"Knicks Tic Tac Toe Presented By Experience Abu Dhabi"

Let's fucking go, Casey won't steer you wrong when it comes to games

Gianni Infanticide, is that anything? Has it been done? It has to have been done already.

For a role like this you need a right proper Bri'ish actor

It works on phones too

Me and the lads when we find out are hantavirus cruise is kicking out at Tenerife

Valentino Rossi popping out for breakfast in 2046

I've been blocked many times but (until today) never for defending the incredibly optimised interior space of the Issigonis Mini.

tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

LAPD are going to be using way mo bullets

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy

How do you do? My name is:

Is it overdoing things to think of this 2026 World Cup and the 2028 olympics as a kind of Berlin 1936 moment? But with the tendency to rebel being tempered by all sorts of TV money and athletes' individual sponsorships? The spirit is the same I think, although the death toll is unknown as yet.

"I heard we're deploying to a place called 'Car Guy Land', sounds pretty sweet"

Let's suppose Gavin Newsom on the campaign trail is Patrick Bateman from the movie. If he gets elected he'll be Patrick Bateman from the book.

Postecoglou ergo Proptercoglou

Just saw a guy wearing really long jorts. Like so long that they touched his shoes. We need a word for full-length jorts, I suggest 'jousers'.

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

There's a Vance on this website, don't give him attention

Hey algorithm, if I scroll slowly past something it doesn't mean I want to see more. My taking a few seconds to parse a baseball post does not mean I'm an avid 'lover of the bunt', nor do I want to 'grand slam' a 'pretzel' on my 'run home'.

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Taylor's jet having a well-deserved rest

The left's latest attack on farming /s