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Another impossible beauty standard for women

The Cheesecake Factory is the only place where a family in sweatpants can dine beneath a ceiling inspired by Versailles.

Elmo was sick of Rocko and Zoe’s shit. So he started doing meth and join a band. Changed his name to animal. The rest is history

Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization https://theonion.com/report-nations-gentrified-neighborhoods-threatened-by-1819569723/

There can never be another "water under the bridge" administration ever again, and part of that is going to involve shaming everyone on board with this one - voters included - as the disgusting pig racists they are

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The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party."

Mourning the passing of Star Trek legend Walter Koenig. He was 90. A couple of years ago, Walter gave us a nice interview for the Roddenberry Archive, directed and edited by Roger Lay, Jr. youtu.be/Z3vzNfxpgZ8

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

More than 1mn antiquities returned to countries of origin. First comprehensive database of looted items returned by museums and collectors suggests articles worth at least $2bn have been repatriated since 1950. www.ft.com/content/82f2... #globalmuseum #museums #collections

In "Peanuts," Linus first mentioned the Great Pumpkin on October 26, 1959, creating what would go on to become an indelible cultural icon. Here’s that strip, followed by the rest of that week’s dailies:

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I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.

There are use cases for AI. They involve specialists using it to process *vast* amounts of specific, limited, data then produce quick first drafts they can look at. The snake oil salesmen say AI is the specialist, so fire the specialist.

Happy cow: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Great lunch yesterday at the new Mule Train on Broad St. in downtown Atlanta! 💗

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hey @criminalerin.bsky.social I think a new genius has arisen... in Mississippi

I maintain drug commercials should require their actors to act out the list of side effects at the end.

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

Azaleas, I don't know what brought you out in October, but you are welcome here.

Chemists Announce Upgraded Periodic Table With Dozens Of New Elements For Just $4 A Month https://theonion.com/chemists-announce-upgraded-periodic-table-with-dozens-o-1839288701/

Disney has absorbed the Muppets, Simpsons, Star Wars, and none of those things have gotten any better. It's almost like Reagan era hostile takeovers are bad for the arts.

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These are excellent places for housecats on a chilly Sunday morning.

A princess captured. A Death Star in the sky! But... There is a new hope.

How Zen!

A predator freed. The tradeoff? For one moment The lambs stop screaming.

Nightmare of control. Where does it take Sam Lowry? Back to his Brazil.

Favorite film in haiku: A wish is granted. What is George reminded of? A wonderful life.

This is the exact moment the AI age started. It started with a question. A question that transformed, in seconds, a sexy, accomplished, funny human into someone who was a complete fucking idiot. This is AI now, except no one using it is sexy, accomplished, nor funny. youtu.be/EP1YAatv1Mc?...

Tonight's holiday viewing. 🖤

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For the love of God, Corman!