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zuckerberg lulag tonite? zuckerberg lulag tonite queen????

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

combat hit grunt

This was so nice to draw, wonder if i'll make more of these folks

"There’s nothing in the world that isn’t already known, that can’t be made instantly legible by assimilating it to some stereotype. Post-literate culture is deeply incurious." samkriss.substack.com/p/reading-is...

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

Oxo good grips broadsword

listening to @dead-letters on my way to work again

#osr idea pulled from most historical superstition the unburied dead can and will create shades kill a bunch of low-level bandits on the road? plan on walking that road again? that's how you get malevolent ghosts

that post was for approximately six people

don't listen to politicians and their false campaign promises. they said they're going to make Daggerheart blorby

someone could do a “after moulton rebuke, centrists face growing pressure to retreat from extreme right-wing positions on gender conformity” number that would be fun

we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit

you: you're genuinely evil me: [mouth full of your fries] it says true neutral on my character sheet

I would rather fuckin die than read any of this

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

i know the games industry is a mess and ubisoft deserves no grace, and i’m not giving them any. i just think this is honestly more funny than anything and if this happened to me i wouldn’t even be mad. i’d just be like wow that’s hilarious

By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.

[Exit Queen.]

Good. Pretty. Cute. @hilandergames.bsky.social hilanderrpgs.bearblog.dev/zlda/

never in my life have I witnessed more consistent bitchmade behavior from the high halls of government

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table

en esta economía??????

he didn't realize Clytemnestra took the Commando Pro perk

thing I liked about the Odyssey: Agamemnon is the eidolon of impractical aggression. He just walks around in his big dumb armor and inspires fear, but in reality all he does is Loom Around before Dying

[fumbling through the Criterion Closet, knocks a bunch of shit to the floor, grabs "28 Days Later"] Sandra Bullock is so good in this

saw Odyssey 6/10 Technically competent, dismally written Leguizamo and Pattinson carried

Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been hexed by your Québecois boyfriends and it SHOWS.

i think about this early pandemic meme at least once a week

solo rpgs are just poorly concealed gateways to journaling you dare feed me introspection in my gaming pablum

the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.

smashing through the walls of my local FLGS under the banners of Free Kriegspiel "are dice tyranny?" I gasp/ask as the tradgamers loose their first arrows into me

I've fallen so deep into OSR I am examining the 0e retroclones, I am haplessly thumbing through the fabric of time

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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we must recover the old wisdom

the DSM 5 is good for beginners and would be actual plays but the DSM 3.5 has better splatbooks

Orchids revived, the corpse ambulant and a poetic ruined abbey. These are the news stories I want to read.

hey it's me kitchen table Polyphemus, have you read the Ethical Slut???