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Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

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potentially the funniest console launch of all time incoming

happy #OVER/UNDER anniversary!! one of the wildest months of my life, and only getting wilder, as apparently Tuesday Knight are putting art of the bosses on card packs, making it even stranger that i used my actual name and face for my OVER/UNDER character lmfao.

it’s worth underlining that the amount which a modern live game is not this is directly the result of devs fighting inch by inch, for months if not years, against the guy at every corporation who demands an explanation for why you aren’t doing this at all times

Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.

YESSS

the purpose of a movie is not to tell a story. the purpose of a movie is to show you something that blasts your tits clean off. sometimes that involves a story but not always

I’ve been having some fun exploring Earthsea lately.

pressure cooker plus stick blender is so good for the start of fall, get souped random vegetables

obviously, kalshi wouldnt let you place a bet on an arsonist burning down kalshi HQ by the end of the year. you gotta go to polymarket for that one

Increasingly becoming a Mocktail Guy. Turns out a significant amount of what I thought I liked at bars is just having a fancy treat beverage and it doesn’t matter whether thats booze or just like “here is a juice, an herb, and fizzy water”

GOD. Yes! Thank you!

my “when i say ‘i’m sorry that happened to you’ i mean ‘i am sorrowed on your behalf’ rather than ‘i am apologising’” t-shirt appears not to be answering as many question as i’d hoped

The only unalloyedly good part about saying something on social media that gets a bunch of likes is getting to see some really funny screen names

on 2 hours of sleep after several days of <6 hours of sleep and Steve Harvey looking at the family feud board, "SURVEY SAYS:" it flips, revealing "IT WON'T BRING HER BACK" at 70% He falls to his knees camera knocked over as the teams and crew and then audience come one by one to hug him cut

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

I have reached the beard milestone “can comb it in a way that makes it look way worse”

People say they want new things, but you need to spend at least half as much time looking for them as you do seeing if these big companies will make you feel 8 again. And it's probably not going to be on your bluesky timeline because a lot of people making great things don't bother with this website

you can just eat the shrimp tails if you're not a coward

background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...

Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

Here is the list of movies that will play during today's 24-Hour Summer Movie Mind Melter at secretcinematheque.com (subject to change):

If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.

Absolute longshot: I'm looking for Euan Smith who drew artwork for White Dwarf magazine in the mid 1980s and therefore is probably British and probably in his late 50s or 60s. Do you or did you know him?

Yesss

Constantly torn between the Scylla of “writing things down seems to solidify them in my memory and so I should try not to be too negative in text” and the Charybdis of “complaining rules, actually”

now for some real fucking food

This, too, is #cataphracts

ENNIES THREAD ENNIES THREAD ENNIES THREAD

This one was fun

HEADS UP! The mad genius behind OPEN DOOM CRESCENDO and MANGOSHAKE, Writer/Director Terry Chiu, needs your help to make his next epic earth-shattering film: You can learn more and chip in here: gofund.me/c8fac4f57

:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time....

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oh, also this should probably be on letterboxd or something but: Obsession, good movie, maaaayyyybe not good *date night* movie.

The first draw of the blade. The last sing of blood on the altar. After 5 years, MORIAH is finally funding for its print debut, courtesy of @plusoneexp.bsky.social. Follow the campaign here: ttrpg.link/moriah

Spare a moment in your thoughts today for your FLGS staff who are dealing with a rare conflux of mtg prerelease weekend and the launch of a new edition of 40k.

Every day I wish I had the Elmeth cushion

the success of dropout comes from the fact that, while many of us would never admit it, we americans yearn to have our own british panel shows

#cataphracts

The continued popularity of the Backrooms is just more proof that modern American youth are starved for viable third place options.