Rob

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

They’re ALL COMPROMISED. Every last one of them. Starting with Trump, down to Barron. The hooker too

The only way to beat those Republican MFers is vote in numbers so large that they can’t be disputed. Fuck Trump

This broken globe is symbolic of a broken country destroyed by incompetence.

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

The interesting thing about Elon‘s rocket car is that he’s a war criminal 

Surprising absolutely no one

Tick. Fucking. Tock

Yo, Cockeyed Ken Paxton, bet you didn’t see this one coming

The reckoning is here…

Trump just posted Tom Cotton’s cell number, so I sent him a text

Trump keeps saying something like "Why don't you ask LBJ about how long we would be in Vietnam?" The thing is that the press did ask him about that, all the fucking time. Here's an exchange from 1965:

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

#PaxtonProtectsPedophiles

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984

How it started. How it’s ending #ETTD

In a shocking Emmy moment, Caitlyn Jenner crashed the stage and thanked everyone for her Best Actress win in ‘Melania.’ The documentary has zero nominations.

Good morning from Singapore

🇮🇪🇺🇸 Crowds gathered in Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland.

This is fascism.

chat can anyone verify that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold

May he suffer excruciating pain, every moment of every day, for as long as he is here.

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

Manifesting a HUGE July 4th celebration this year. #4thOn4th

"No one gives a shit about housing." Only ballrooms.

Q: Why did you give a plea deal to a child sex predator? Do you have anything to say about that? Paxton: (No response.) Q: Should he be registered as a sex offender in Texas? Paxton: (No response.) Q: What do you have to say to the victim of Adam Hoffman? Paxton: (No response.)

Musk could solve so many of the problems in this world, but he won’t, because he’s a cunt.

A Scarramucci is a REAL measure of time (10 days)

His daughter? Doubtful. It’s probably a woman he raped.

Only an astoundingly stupid person would say, let alone believe, that a couple of jugs of “algae seeds” could contaminate the Reflecting Swamp overnight. #FDT

Soon ships will be free to travel the reflecting pool with NO TOLLS.

"My popularity is none of your concern. I suggest you focus on yours.” --Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni

I just saw this on IG. Can anyone confirm if it’s real?

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

Obama Trump Reflecting Pool. Reflecting Pool

ETTD

My idea of CrossFit is crossing my fingers and hoping it still fits.

One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know.

This war has been humiliating for Trump and American power generally. And when Trump announces he is going to call Netanyahu and tell him not to retaliate, and within hours Netanyahu retaliates, the humiliation just compounds.

this is so weird!

Trump should show up here at the L.A. County ballot processing center because he’d learn within five minutes this is democracy in action, not some conspiracy.

This is untenable. You can’t have a “ceasefire” where missiles are launched every day and civilians are being killed at airports. Rubio told Congress the war was over *yesterday* The administration needs to be honest with the American people. This is pathetic.

They gave it all

Brilliant job today by Sen. Van Hollen. Blanche can't handle the truth. He doesn't act like an Attorney General. He was Trump's criminal defense lawyer, now he's Trump's personal retribution prosecutor and grift dispenser. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

I love this for them.

This is insane. The terms of DOJ's slush fund appear to transfer control of $1.8 billion beyond US government entirely. Unless I'm misreading this, that would circumvent Congress *entirely* and put the money outside of *any* constitutional and/or legal constraints ofany kind. Straight up theft.