Bevin ✨ GOMS

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

SECOND MF DOMINO DOWN

First domino to fall, let’s gooooo

OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

The Women are out of fucks, act accordingly.

How remarkable that those who profess the greatest devotion to our Constitution should so frequently discover, upon examination, that they have mistaken their own religious preferences for the laws of the republic.

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Happy Friday! Enjoy a foggy end to the week with this photo from Chief Mate Sean Nauman.

I love Reddit so much

So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.

Imagine if the @seattletimes.com and other news outlets were intellectually honest and published, i don't know, charts like this? Seattle is safer than almost all our peer cities, except the other one governed by a Democratic Socialist. Thanks @mayor.seattle.gov and @mayor.nyc.gov!

Did you know…. The Toronto Blue Jays help build the world’s most northern baseball field, located in Artic Bay,Nunavut 🇨🇦 3,284km from the Rogers Centre in Toronto. Very Cool.

Big 🐓 Lock

You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

The Bayeux Tapestry demonstrates that it's worth embroidering a good story.

Blue Jays fans chanting "LAKE ONTARIO!" in the stands while the Mariners are pitching? You absolutely love to see it

Texans check your voter registration, especially those in Dallas, Collin, Denton, and Tarrant counties. From the article: Suspended voter registrations span the whole state, but these Blue/Blue leaning counties are targets: Dallas: +129,000 Collin: 56,000 Denton: 56,000 Tarrant: + 73,000

I think it's bad that the Democrats' House leader is having secret chummy meetings with a guy doing a domestic ethnic cleansing operation and funding a genocide abroad, then spending his entire week going on cable news to complain about a lefty Twitch streamer who nobody knows. Sorry for offending.

Lest ye forget we really do just be some bacterium fucking around on an orbiting rock.

Happening in a sky near you RIGHT NOW

Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...

This is what a real leader says.

Accused of “Malingering” aka lying about their mental illness to get out of work.

I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.

Blessed are the waste management folk who go up on the sidewalk to grab your can even if you forgot to put it on the street. 🫡🙏🏼

Ask yourself: did generations defend our democracy… for this?

FOR DOLLY GOMS

nba players are some bitches for not saying anything about the extreme harassment the wnba is dealing with right now

Legends are eternal. RIP Dolly

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Three-homer games playing catcher, Mariners history: 8/24/26 Cal Raleigh 4/11/96 Dan Wilson His manager!!

Zack Wheeler Home Run Derby! LFGGGGG

First Contact by Richard Hescox

Found it: www.gofundme.com/f/support-sp...

How do I tip his photographer as well?

Hook, and I can’t stress this enough, this to my veins.

Put it this way, if Canada announced "potash tariff at 200%", Chuck Grassley would be trying to talk them down to "we'll let you nuke IA-04. We'll even give you the nukes. Please God."

BREAKING: A petition asking the Miami prison that Andrew Tate is being held in to livestream his jail cell 24/7 just surpassed 15 million signatures from people who want to watch him rot in prison.

Mariber

Um you guys I think this is a symptom of a very advanced disease.

Untitled — Zdzisław Beksiński, 1978