Ryan Anderson

Ryan Anderson

@ryan.doesthings.online

IT “Professional”, Dallas-adjacent, Proud Indoorsman Joined Nov '24, sorry.

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“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.

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Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house

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the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf

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Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two

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I knew it was too good to be true. Unless your temperature swings 20º every 15 minutes you'll never get the advertised polling rate. If it does, you have other problems.

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Mary Dohrmann & I re: our Client Davey Hearn “Davey Hearn is innocent. These charges are outrageous and should be alarming to every American. This indictment reflects the administration’s effort to shift blame for their own failures.” Full statement 🔗👇

democracydefendersfund.orgCOUNSEL FOR OLYMPIAN DAVEY HEARN CONDEMN HIS INDICTMENT BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICEIn response to the indictment of Davey Hearn, counsel for the Olympian, including Amb. Norm Eisen (ret.), co-founder and