Nicole Heinimann

It'simple: Everyone who is more into functional programming than me is a dork with math envy afraid of actual hardware, everyone who is less into functional programming than me is an uncultured philistine stuck in 1982 writing C.

"japanese webcams with threatening auras" part 2

Oh. The PHP thing is trying to do thread cancellation on OOM through longjmp. You never do thread cancellation, certainly not through longjmp, and especially not on OOM

At least it is not 7, that would have been too easy to guess

Good luck to anyone out there, I'm moving into my comfort shack up the Yukon

have we considered that Nathan Fielder and Mr. Beast are the same kind of entity but with different alignment

„Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.“ Ok, thank you, I don’t think we need to look at the rest of them, now give me back the other ink blots.

if you start hearing somebody refer to things in public conversations with proper nouns between themselves and their AI, you are dealing with somebody who has cracked and may need significant assistance "oh yeah I just use Fooblert [a search skill] for that" is an early warning sign

Banksy feels like a mean spirited parody of what art can be. It’s just „really makes you think, like and share if you agree“ mid 2010s Facebook slop, fight me.

They say PL people only produce languages that are good for implementing languages but that pathology seems laughably tame compared to LLM frameworks/orchestrators…

people are not talking enough about how AI is a huge force multiplier, for how much of a loser you are. many cool people are having nuanced convos and figuring out how to be more productive/creative but people who already sucked? turning in total slop and bragging about how this changes everything

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

Isn’t Panic! At The Disco just Imagine Dragons for gay people?

The Matrix was right: the future *is* really full of screens streaming terminal text no one is reading

me: navigate to new page github: idk what that means me: navigate to new page github: loading bar stuck

I vastly prefer mahjong over chess because getting sharked for my lunch money by a bunch of grandmas feels so much more dignified than anything in the chess world

this is like how Aubrey and Maturin met

I will get my news on hot new trends in medical misinformation like I always have: Watching The Pitt complain about it

This is a complete fabrication. The linked study does not find this nor does it purport to find this nor does it even attempt to find anything like this nor does it involve collecting or analyzing any data whatsoever about children in households that used voice commands.

Incredible Gell-Mann moment seeing people I thought to be smart repost this preprint and call it exciting or even particularly interesting.

Young people are increasingly valuing in person interaction, they’ve been seen to be forming markets outside under a buttonwood tree, trading securities the old fashioned way by yelling at each other and using elaborate hand signals

I think you should have to wear a BMO costume for your CS graduation

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

I cant believe Nix actually fixes this.

Rolling the boulder up the hill (Explaining why Bernoulli's principle does not explain why airfoils generate lift)

procedural carrot generator side quest in threejs

xml is kiki json is bouba

All these agent persona markdown files that people create feel to exactly me like when certain kinds of programmers obsess over creating, sharing and download vim config plugins

verschwörungstheorie : improv schulen in den usa sind eine psyop um die menschen dazu zu erziehen jeden bizarren politischen vorstoß erstmal anzunehmen

Halbwissen im Zeitalter der technischen Reproduzierbarkeit

The job most threatened by LLMs is the wildly overconfident midwit with an opinion on everything. I understand why the orange site panicking.

The Mark as a Service (MaaS) offerings of OpenClaw and Anthropic Dispatch provide unprecedented scalability for anyone with a strong aversion to their own money, security, and privacy 🚀🚀🚀

ai makes it obvious what the signature of serviceable but bad craftsmanship is

Rust does not need effect generics, and attempts to pursue them are a mistake.

i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input

the world does not need anymore videos of people holding a clip on mic in their fingers and giving their incoherent take on a news item they half understood

see I like villeneuve is doing with dune because it's an allegory for quebecois independence

They say if you repeat „Make illegal states unrepresentable“, „Parse don’t validate“ and „Correct by construction“ three times in the mirror the ghost of Curry Haskell appears to give you a hug.

Backpropagation and gradient descent also have obvious limitations, and these very limitations made them impractical in those decades. Specifically they require data and compute that were not available. 1960s-1970s academia/industry were quite pragmatic actually

My induction stove working via a simple bang-bang control is pretty funny

the lowest tier of software content is devslop youtubers like primeagen, just video after video showing that he is bad at programming the computer but good at making people mad for clicks